A fifteen year-old boy came home with a Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream,
"Where did you get that car?"
He calmly told them, "I bought it today. "
"With what money?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs.."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars."
So the parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars?" they asked.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy."don't know her name-they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my Goodness!," moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser. Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting petunias! He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she had sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but learned from a friend he has run off to Hawaii with his secretary and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."
2006-10-13 06:56:16 · 21 answers · asked by Missbribri 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
IT IS FUNNY BUT I WOULD HAVE SOLD IT CHEAPER!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-13 07:37:38 · answer #1 · answered by Stacy M 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
You just answered the flying question in Science category , you're an idiot learn to read properly, now go back read the question and put a sensible contribution or delete your answer.
2006-10-13 15:34:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one! Kept me guessing till 4/5 of the way!
2006-10-13 14:01:21 · answer #3 · answered by Sam 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to see the look on his face when he get the money! LOL
2006-10-13 15:47:11 · answer #4 · answered by ? 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
IT S THE FUNNIEST ONE EVER !!!! I simply love it!!! And the way you wrote it without any shortcuts is much better so it makes it easy for us to read ....:)
!(i hope u choose this ans. as the best>pretty plz)!!!
2006-10-13 14:01:46 · answer #5 · answered by ĢrØOvY ČĦ!CҜ!!! 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny!
2006-10-13 14:44:53 · answer #6 · answered by Big Bear 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
That was funny. It distracted me just now...i just had to read it over and over to laugh over and over. Good Joke!!
2006-10-13 14:09:23 · answer #7 · answered by trini_rocker 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is easily the best joke i have EVER read!!
hahahahhahahhahahaaaaaaaaaa
thanks i needed a bit of cheering up:)
2006-10-13 14:04:24 · answer #8 · answered by Tony B 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was a good one
2006-10-13 17:47:21 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is soo funny!! LOve it
2006-10-13 14:10:26 · answer #10 · answered by rangertech3 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
real funny first time i heard it, but now its only kinda funny
2006-10-13 14:01:46 · answer #11 · answered by Steveo 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋