when she comes across a little bunny in a trap...the bunny tells her he is magic and will grant her 3 wishes if she releases him...she agrees and just before she makes her wishes, the bunny warns her that whatever she wishes for, her worst enemy will receive twice as much. the woman accepts the rabbits condition and for her first wish, she asks to be the richest woman in the world...swoosh! her wish is granted but her enemy is twice as rich....for her next wish, she asks to be the most beautiful and irresistable woman in the world...swoosh! her second wish is granted but her enemy is now twice as beautiful...so for her third and final wish, she thinks long and hard and says, i wish for a really mild heart attack...
2006-10-13 06:33:45 · 27 answers · asked by p_y_t 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW what a ripper ...do u look as beautiful in real life lol !!!
2006-10-13 06:42:20 · answer #1 · answered by Kamlesh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice, but if her enemy is twice as rich, then the woman isn't really the richest woman in the world.
Also, I've heard the punchline differently. For her third wish the woman said, "I want you to beat me half to death".
2006-10-13 13:36:43 · answer #2 · answered by trigam41 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well it again proves the age old saying "A Woman is the greatest enemy of Woman !! " Good One !!
2006-10-13 13:39:26 · answer #3 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Omg!
Simply Awesome!
2006-10-13 13:38:22 · answer #4 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
if she wishes for a mild heart attack, then wouldn't her enemy's be twice as mild?
2006-10-13 14:57:30 · answer #5 · answered by penguinluvinman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
abcd 2 points
2006-10-13 14:20:05 · answer #6 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha I like that one! That's good.
2006-10-13 15:35:23 · answer #7 · answered by nixi1908 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loooooooool now that's a goood tird wish its evil but good i like dat
2006-10-13 14:00:35 · answer #8 · answered by FlossyQ 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute!
2006-10-13 13:49:15 · answer #9 · answered by CuteWriter 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one
2006-10-13 13:47:44 · answer #10 · answered by CrAzY-B|TcH 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋