2006-10-13 06:20:28 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Beer, Wine & Spirits
Best plan would be to get the boss so drunk that he can't make it either. 'Cmon, share the joy.
2006-10-13 06:29:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Well, they haven't seen you in two days, so call in Monday morning and say you've been very ill all weekend, that way it won't look suspicious that you feel better on Tuesday. Be sure to say that "I'm still not feeling well", when you call. When you go in Tuesday, act a little weak ( as if you are recovering) and if anyone asks you how you are feeling say "getting there".The most important part of getting away with faking sick is to cover your tracks! Good luck and have a lovely weekend!
2006-10-13 06:45:21 · answer #2 · answered by ~mj~ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you are working... you have the right for holidays.
What kind of worker are you? I think your question is not constructive.
I'm sure there are many persons like you.. that the work is just something you must do in order to receive some $$. People like you can cheat, can lie and of course are not identified in any way with the place of work. I think that this kind of workers are worthless for a company.
You can have parties and get drunk all what you want... but there is no need to find a lie. You can get some days off and that's it.
2006-10-13 06:26:51 · answer #3 · answered by b4contact 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I were to have a weekend drinking then I would make sure I did it on my long weekend off. Every other weekend I have the Monday off too. As I don't drink, I would have to find something else to do all weekend though.
2006-10-13 06:41:27 · answer #4 · answered by honey lugs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell them today that you have an appt. on Monday. Could be anything from a doctor's appt. to taking a pet to the vet, or your SO for a serious appt., relatives coming in from out of town? But don't say sick, just take a personal or vacation day. Every boss knows what a sick day on a Monday means. So that's why you tell your boss TODAY.
Take care!
2006-10-13 06:31:42 · answer #5 · answered by chefgrille 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Monday off is always a dodgy one and if you are genuinely ill, it always feels like a lie. Food poisining is pretty good but make sure you go in the next day looking awful and keep it up for a day or so.
2006-10-13 06:37:52 · answer #6 · answered by helen p 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite a planner aren't you.
Perhaps, you can continue to plan in a positive direction, and
simply drink less and be responsible in your work environment.
Who know's, one day YOU could be the boss, listening to lame
excuses for the Monday after the weekend!
2006-10-13 06:26:28 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
The death of a relative is always a goodie (but make sure you don't have 3 grandma's die in a month - that could look suspicious!). You put on a shaky voice, explain how it was really sudden and how you are needed to make arrangements - lay it on really thick! But don't forget to look sad when you eventually return to work or you might get rumbled!
2006-10-13 06:30:34 · answer #8 · answered by demonicas8n 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Call up sounding sheepish - draw it out a little bit - say your not feeling good - tell them it's really embarrassing - them tell them you've got chronic hemorrhoids.
Nobody is gonna ask you too much about it and it can be used in the future using simple terms such as flairing up, uncomfortable etc.
2006-10-13 21:13:10 · answer #9 · answered by nothinglikemyrealname 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1. You're PISSED
2. You got abducted by aliens and just got back
3. Your sister just got chased by a herd of water buffalows and she needs help
4. You have better things to do
5. Back ache is a good one its hard to prove.
Don't use any of these if you work for yourself you'll only end up giving yourself a written warning or the sack for lying.
2006-10-13 06:52:48 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When you phone in to the boss tell him that you have been up ill all night, have a glass of water handy. When your boss is speaking to you, take a good mouthful and then lean over the toilet, make a BLARRRGGGGHHHH noise whilst letting the water out of your mouth and let the boss hear it hit the pan, then hang up. garentee you will not get a talking to.
2006-10-13 06:29:24 · answer #11 · answered by PChill1 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋