2006-10-13 06:00:18 · 25 answers · asked by Miss_Ann_Throap 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There's always a reason. If you're serious, please call a help line.
2006-10-13 06:01:24 · answer #1 · answered by MOM KNOWS EVERYTHING 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Everything happens for a reason so yes there is plenty of reasons to go through another day. Life would stop if you don't go through another day.
2006-10-13 13:02:09 · answer #2 · answered by bathams 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
There is always a reason to go through another day! God has put us all on this earth for a specific reason and although there may be some days that feel crappy or wasteful there is always a purpose behind his creations :) Have a nice day!!!
2006-10-13 13:03:46 · answer #3 · answered by Alesha W 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A man drives to a gas station and has his tank filled up. The gas pumper spots two penguins sitting in the back seat of the car.
He asks the driver, "What's up with the penguins in the back seat?"
The man in the car says "I found them. I asked myself what to do with them, but I haven't had a clue."
The clerk ponders a bit then says, "You should take them to the zoo."
"Hey, that's a good idea," says the man in the car and drives away.
The next day the man with the car is back at the same gas station. The clerk sees the penguins are still in the back seat of the car.
"Hey, they're still here! I thought you were going to take them to the zoo."
"Oh, I did," says the driver, "And we had a swell time. Today I am taking them to the beach."
or
Two Blonde men were in the woods hunting. One looked at the other and said, "I've got to take a crap."
The other said, "Well go behind one of those big trees, and crap."
The first one said, "But I don't have any paper to wipe my butt." The other blonde replied, "You have a dollar, don't you?"
The first one said, "Yeah, I've got a dollar. That's a great idea-- I'll use that!"
He left and came back with crap all over his hands and clothes.
His friend looked at him and asked, "What in the hell happened to you?"
The first one replied, "Have you ever tried to wipe your butt with 3 quarters, 2 dimes, and a nickel?"
or
Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Atlanta. One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do.
Bud says, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed.
The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings... It's Jim.
Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff -- no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No....."
"Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in PHOENIX!!!"
or
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a checkup. Everything checked out fine. The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now, and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terribly, doctor, terribly."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
2006-10-13 13:06:50 · answer #4 · answered by JohnRingold 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OH YES! because everything always works out in the end. It always does.. and you are here for a reason even if you dont know what it is, you are. you are loved and even though you feel sad now you wont always feel this way. I promise. It hard sometimes and I know you get tired I do too everyone does you arent alone.. keep on keepin on try to talk to someone and tell them how you feel. someone who cares for you.. or a professional..
2006-10-13 13:02:59 · answer #5 · answered by donyafs 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It depends on what your doing that you think you need a reason to go another day!
2006-10-13 13:03:35 · answer #6 · answered by Melissa B 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes- going through another day is best because they are really tough to walk around! LOL
2006-10-13 13:02:38 · answer #7 · answered by Coo coo achoo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The best reason is "Being born as a Human being"! Don't you think it's enough reason? Think of those animals, insects, Reptiles and all other creatures who always struggle for their existance!! Be Positive and Enjoy life....Right now....Any way who has seen tomorrow...Good Luck!!!!
2006-10-13 13:09:59 · answer #8 · answered by Tickler 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yes because none of use want you to not see another day...
No I'm lying, not about you living but about the reason to live.
There is none except nonone knows what the future my hold.... If you want to find out, well you gotta keep living.
2006-10-13 13:03:16 · answer #9 · answered by Dante 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I go out & see trees, grass,and hear birds singing on a warm sunny day, I know I don't want to leave this place.
2006-10-13 13:13:12 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
there is every reason in the world. Live each day like it is your last!!
2006-10-13 13:02:15 · answer #11 · answered by ♥Sunflower 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋