I've always heard jokes about gerbils in butts. whats up with that? Why would someone do that and what happens to the gerbils?
2006-10-13 05:55:57 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The conventional wisdom is that this practice is mostly urban legend and myth.
However, others INSIST that the practice is real and performed for sexual gratification secondary to the death throes of the animal as it meets this horrible end.
Controversy not withstanding I would hope that people would exercise more sense and gerbils would have better luck as pets.
I have listed a wiki link on the topic for your perusal and I whole heartedly agree with your 'what's up with that ...'
2006-10-13 06:03:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Homosexual men engage in anal intercourse and anal fisting to such an extent that their sphincter muscle becomes torn or stretched into uselessness. Their rectal cavities thereafter lack complete closure and queers sometimes even become incontinent and have to wear diapers the rest of their lives, lest they leave a trail of crap wherever they go.
But from their point of view, one of the worst effects is that the usual mode of butt sex that once gave them such thrills just doesn't do it for them any more. So they look for new things to give them back their excitement. One of those new activities involves gerbils or hamsters.
Basically, a gay man will put a small rodent into a tube, closed at one end, and insert the open end into his anus. The gerbil, being curious, will crawl from the tube into the homo's rectum and paw around in there with its itty bitty feet, and it will sniff and nose around a bit. The animal's little stirrings feel pleasurable to the homosexual, which is why they do it.
Sometimes two queers will share a gerbil. To do this, they leave the tube open at both ends, and the little animal will crawl through it from one pervert's rectum to the other, carrying love, crap, germs, and other best wishes between the gay lovers.
2006-10-13 06:05:33 · answer #2 · answered by David S 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good questions all! I think I will most likely (fortunately) die without ever really knowing the answers.
I confess that since reading the Richard Gere story that started all that, I have wondered whether a Habitrail was first inserted - so that the gerbil would have a wheel to run on...
2006-10-13 06:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by ericscribener 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think the whole gerbil thing was just another attack on gay men.... all the homophobic pricks out there will say anything to make the rest of the world think gays are perverts who can't be trusted around children, etc. But it is an urban legend, just a nasty rumor that was started.
2006-10-13 06:03:09 · answer #4 · answered by Purplelicious 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
the gerbil gets yanked back out and smells funny
in one case the hamster got propelled out, cuz they used a toilet paper tube in the hole and the hamster kept going, guy lit a match to try to see where it was at and gas ignited and blew the hampster out and broke the guys nose, it went around the internet 7 or 8 years ago
2006-10-13 05:58:23 · answer #5 · answered by rich2481 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The whole "gerbil" thing is an urban legend.
2006-10-13 06:00:32 · answer #6 · answered by Tee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I heard of monkies in the ass of a human. Not gerbils.
2006-10-13 05:59:59 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u know i have wondered the same thing....i guess some guy actually got a gerbil stuck up his @ss....people these days...jeez.... and they call ME trashy...
2006-10-13 05:58:22 · answer #8 · answered by Trailer Trash Barbie 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is a very weird question who every would put a rat in there ass needs to have there gut clawed to pieces......if you do that it will probably kill you infections and stuff
2006-10-13 06:00:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
who knows freaky i guess, if you find , never mind i dont want to know
2006-10-13 05:57:38 · answer #10 · answered by sonny 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋