2006-10-13 05:10:16 · 18 answers · asked by rhoda_rottencrotch 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
He wants me to circumcise him, but all I have are pliers and a steak knife.
2006-10-13 07:06:50 · update #1
Rub it in spaghetti
2006-10-13 05:12:18 · answer #1 · answered by nathanj002 1 · 3⤊ 3⤋
Ewww! You could take a shower with him, wash his thingy, then go down on him and tell him how good it tastes when he's fresh out of the shower. But I have to think, if he doesn't know his dick smells like Parmesan, imagine what other things he could neglect.
2006-10-13 05:15:32 · answer #2 · answered by Dasher 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
When you're going down, just imagine some lettuce and dressing to go with that Parmesan. Who doesn't love a good Cesar's Salad!
2006-10-13 05:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
What an awful thing to say about your bf. You don't like parmesan cheese, tell him this
2006-10-13 05:13:50 · answer #4 · answered by Nicolette G 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
It sounds like your boyfriend needs to see a DOC quick. It is not safe to go un Uncircumcised for a long time. If he has a odor then he probbly has a buildup of fluid and seamen between the outer skin and the inside. Try to get him to have it checked. It could lead to worse trouble later. They should have had this don when he was born.
2006-10-13 05:20:09 · answer #5 · answered by mswildman2005 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋
thats so awful for you!!..he needs to learn how to clean his penis the right way!!..he might have a infection too..but if it gets cleared up it'll onkly keep coming back..so either show him how or get his doctor to
2006-10-13 05:17:59 · answer #6 · answered by tazzle 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is a cheesy build up under the foreskin called smegma. He needs to go to the doctor and he needs to be more fastidious about his hygiene in future - especially if he expects you to touch it!
2006-10-13 05:13:32 · answer #7 · answered by Caroline 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Have fun with it! Take showers together and give him hand jobs with lots of soap for lube!
2006-10-13 05:15:35 · answer #8 · answered by Blondie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Tell him to get a doctors help and have the doctor teach him how to clean it.
2006-10-13 05:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
ugh, send him to a doctor to get something for that infection and then teach him how to clean that thing.
2006-10-13 05:12:02 · answer #10 · answered by Sydney'sMommy 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋