2006-10-13 05:09:29 · 18 answers · asked by YO YO YO WASSUP 1 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Heres one that didn't work instead!
I told my local barmaid that I had always fancied her and that I had just won £500k on the lotto, I asked if she would sleep with me for £2k! I promised I would tell no one!!
She acted like she was disgusted at the very thought and marched off!
I asked a couple more times and assured her no one else would ever hear about our deal.
She eventually came back to me and said she would agree if I promised not to tell any of the other customers!
I said "Great, will you sleep with me for £10?"
She really was disgusted she snapped "What do you think I am?"
I said "We have just established what you are, what we are doing now is haggling the price!"
2006-10-13 05:53:31 · answer #1 · answered by budding author 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never use them. I'm all natural. Chat up lines are for guys who practise on a mirror and wack off a lot.
2006-10-13 05:13:01 · answer #2 · answered by sooooo angry 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmmm actually saying nothing at all worked. :) For about 3 weeks this guy online kept saying hi to me...and we exchanged hi's and hello's and exchanged asl's but I was never really into the conversation that i never really remembered him....so for the 3 weeks time I didn't realized that we kept on talking stuffs like it was our first chat. That way, he was challenged and thought that i was after all talking to numbers and numbers of people online not to remember him, he asked for my number and didn't even remember giving it to him but the good thing about it...he started calling me and we then became special friends
2006-10-13 05:32:17 · answer #3 · answered by marguerite 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me? And yes it has worked a few times.
2006-10-13 05:56:40 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man to woman: I bet you ten dollar I can kiss you on the mouth without touching your lips.
Woman to man: Ok that’s a bet
Man kisses woman on the lips.
Man to woman: Worth every penny.
2006-10-13 05:12:05 · answer #5 · answered by abluebobcat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you can have me for the rest of you life you lucky girl . must have worked married 14 yrs together 16
2006-10-13 05:12:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
do u believe in love @ first sight or should i walk past again
all those curves n me with no brakes
if i could re-arrange the alphabet i'd put U n I together
2006-10-13 05:36:53 · answer #7 · answered by SophieKayy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
chat up lines are only neccessary if you have no real presence about you...;0)
2006-10-13 05:34:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
MY line is : "Have you ever kissed a Welshman".
It always brings a smile to the girls face and the ice is broken.
I don't use it anymore............ I'm married!
2006-10-13 05:15:09 · answer #9 · answered by happytaffy 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i posed the same question about a month ago,apparently they don't work on strangers,they only work with your current girlfriend,sorry dude!
2006-10-13 05:13:18 · answer #10 · answered by CHARLIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋