A guy walks into a bar carrying a bag. He sits at the bar and pulls the items out: A necklace and a tiny man playing a piano.
"What is all of this?" the bartender asked.
"Well, this is a magic necklace. You make a wish on it and it comes true."
"Really? Can I try it?" the bartender asked.
"Sure. Go ahead."
The bartender grabbed the necklace and wished for a million bucks.
Suddenly a million ducks flew into the bar
"Hey, what is this? I wished for a million bucks and got a million ducks." the bartender said.
"Yeah, the necklace is hard of hearing. Do you think I wished for a 12" pianist?"
2006-10-13 04:51:30 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
hehe. Cute
2006-10-13 08:35:17 · answer #1 · answered by tweeteebrrd 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO THAT WAS FUNNY I NEEDE DAT LAUGH T THX
2006-10-13 12:00:46 · answer #2 · answered by tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
FUnny :) heheheh
2006-10-13 11:57:17 · answer #3 · answered by MaGiC_ClaW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice joke
2006-10-13 12:03:57 · answer #4 · answered by sestero1 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHHAH CUTE =0)
2006-10-13 11:54:58 · answer #5 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heehee - thats class...
wishes n dreams XxX
2006-10-13 12:01:34 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
Great one - I really liked it!
2006-10-13 12:01:00 · answer #7 · answered by Lexie 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
saweet! I love IT
2006-10-13 12:38:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that is freakin hillarious dude
2006-10-13 11:54:36 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny
2006-10-13 11:54:20 · answer #10 · answered by Cookie Jones 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋