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Okay so I have a cat, last night we were having our usual Thursday night drink at the local watering hole. I tied one too many on and got the idea that my cat and I needed tattoos. I thought it would be cute to get "Gimme Velveeta or gimme death" on her rump well it turns out she doesn't even like Velveeta, now she won't speak to me. What can I do??

2006-10-13 04:45:35 · 9 answers · asked by FoxyFoxy, Kickass Drama Queen 5 in Pets Cats

9 answers

Try Kraft instead of Velveeta, its more natural.. She's probably ticked off at you. My cat and I got into a vicious fight with an owl the other day over sour Skittles. You really have to be careful. The stupid owl wouldn't let us pass until we guessed how many were in the bag but he dumped them on the ground! It was my cat's favorite candy! I didn't guess quick enough to prevent that from happening, so now my cat won't speak to me either. I truly sympathize with you. I'm sorry :(

2006-10-13 04:50:21 · answer #1 · answered by Sweet! 4 · 0 0

Are you sure that you didn't try anything with her? Most cats don't worry about tattoos because the hair grows over. It is the sex they object to!

2006-10-13 04:48:57 · answer #2 · answered by Gone fishin' 7 · 0 2

hhmm u sound like your on drugs,
if you are you need to stop
and if your not then
it seems like you have issues, get some friends!!

2006-10-13 04:50:34 · answer #3 · answered by Beautiful - 6 · 0 0

she's right for ignoring your crazy a**!
your nuts. Thats animal cruilty!!!

2006-10-13 04:50:58 · answer #4 · answered by ourfuturein123 2 · 0 0

are u joking dude? go and get some freinds

2006-10-13 04:47:26 · answer #5 · answered by fAhAd 3 · 1 0

SOUNDS LIKE TO ME BABY YOU SHOULD HAVE ANOTHER DRINK.

2006-10-13 04:51:01 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

hmm....purr more. and protect her from dogs

2006-10-13 04:46:58 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

um, are you high or something?

2006-10-13 04:46:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

honey- are you on any drugs??

2006-10-13 04:47:39 · answer #9 · answered by ♥kailababy♥ 3 · 1 0

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