A man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached
the desk, the receptionist asked, "Yes sir, may we help you?"
"There's something wrong with my d ick," he replied.
The receptionist became aggravated and said, "You shouldn't
come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not?
You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said.
"We do not use language like that here," she said. "Please go
outside and come back in and say that there's something wrong
with your 'ear' or whatever."
The man walked out, waited several minutes and reentered.
The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" "There's
something wrong with my 'ear'," he stated.
The receptionist nodded approvingly, "And what is wrong with
your ear, sir?"
"I can't piss out of it," the man replied!
2006-10-13 04:35:39 · 23 answers · asked by X factor 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha ha. good one.
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2006-10-13 04:36:37 · answer #1 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
This is an old joke!
Here's another, why do Scots farmers wear kilts?
Because sheep can hear the sound of a zipper half a mile away.
Why did god event whiskey?
So the Scots and Irish wouldn't rule the world.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To get to the middle.
2006-10-13 11:48:09 · answer #2 · answered by kellring 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think it's not your joke!!!!! Because I copied the first line into google,and it's on a bunch of funny joke websites!
Good try!
Be original!!!!
2006-10-13 11:38:42 · answer #3 · answered by sunkissedflgal21 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
made mesmile alil good 1
2006-10-13 11:57:42 · answer #4 · answered by tom 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2006-10-13 11:37:42 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
funny but not funny enough to make somebody laugh ...
2006-10-13 11:40:07 · answer #6 · answered by MaGiC_ClaW 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that was a really good one
2006-10-13 11:40:48 · answer #7 · answered by divyays 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL that is really funny.
2006-10-13 11:38:11 · answer #8 · answered by Meighan L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good on you
2006-10-13 11:38:17 · answer #9 · answered by ng_bigsis 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've read better. Keep trying.
2006-10-13 11:37:48 · answer #10 · answered by pumpkinhoney2 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋