The bride tells her husband
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know
anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?"
"OK, Sweetheart. Putting it simply, we will call your private place 'the
prison' and call my private thing 'the prisoner'. So what we do is: put the
prisoner in the prison.
And then they made love for the first time.
Afterwards, the guy is lying face up on the bed, smiling with satisfaction.
Nudging him, his bride giggles, "Honey the prisoner seems to have escaped."
Turning on his side, he smiles. "Then we will have to re-imprison him."
After the second time they spent, the guy reaches for his cigarettes but
the girl, thoroughly enjoying the new experience of making love, gives him
a suggestive smile, "Honey, the prisoner is out again!"
The man rises to the occasion, but with the unsteady legs of a recently
born foal.
Afterwards, he lays back on the bed, totally exhausted.
She nudges him and says, "Honey, the prisoner escaped again."
Limply turning his head, He YELLS at her, "Hey, its not a life sentence,
OKAY!
2006-10-13 04:31:31 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOL that's funny. I guess she is like the energizer bunny.
2006-10-13 04:34:13 · answer #1 · answered by Meighan L 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Give it 5 years, then the judicial system won't wanna lock up the prisoner and keep giving him parole. then the prisoner is gonna be looking for trouble!
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2006-10-13 11:35:17 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh, but it is a life sentence - with time off for good behavior.
2006-10-13 11:36:06 · answer #3 · answered by Schlump 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That one is ready for Comedy Central.
2006-10-13 11:40:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Heee he - this prisoner seems to b in hurry always
2006-10-16 10:19:39 · answer #5 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it b 4 ... but still funny =0)
2006-10-13 11:39:07 · answer #6 · answered by i luv penguins =0p 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think this might be to much like reality to some women, therefore they might not find it very funny.
2006-10-13 11:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by inquisitive 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaha
once you pop the cork, there is no going back.
2006-10-13 11:49:16 · answer #8 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-13 11:40:58 · answer #9 · answered by Britt_09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats cute!
2006-10-13 11:41:30 · answer #10 · answered by wisdom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋