Only three doors
An airline captain was breaking in a new blonde stewardess. The route they were flying had a layover in another city. Upon their arrival, the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.
The next morning, as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day's route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up wondering what happened. She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn't get out of her room. "You can't get out of your room?" the captain asked, "Why not?"
The stewardess replied: "There are only three doors in here," she sobbed, "one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a sign on it that says 'Do Not Disturb'!"
2006-10-13 04:15:56 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Blondes are jealous of brunettes because everyone knows that brunettes have more fun! I always love a good blonde joke, and that my friend was a good blonde joke! :)
2006-10-13 06:20:00 · answer #1 · answered by Meighan L 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO as a recovering blonde I always appreciate a good blonde joke. Us brunette's are soooo much hotter :)
2006-10-13 11:17:40 · answer #2 · answered by Jersey Style 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This is hilaroius!! THe best part about it is that a blonde can't even read and know we are making fun of her!
2006-10-13 11:24:07 · answer #3 · answered by zammivox 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Now just how can a blonde read?
2006-10-13 11:18:14 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha...cute!
We need more jokes on this site. I always forget more of them than I remember.
Hey, you don't look blonde?
: )
2006-10-13 11:19:37 · answer #5 · answered by j s 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
brunettes ARE so much hotter. Thanx for the joke it was original
2006-10-13 11:19:22 · answer #6 · answered by sexy j 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've never heard that before; it's quite funny!
2006-10-13 11:18:28 · answer #7 · answered by ♥Pamela♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
for a blonde joke that wasnt very good.
2006-10-13 11:18:35 · answer #8 · answered by rrineeed 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
LMAO.funny...I will have to copy this one..Thanks for the laugh.
2006-10-13 11:18:50 · answer #9 · answered by SUN FLOWER 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one
2006-10-13 11:18:28 · answer #10 · answered by Kyle S 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋