One morning a woman was walking out of her front door, when she notices a strange little man at the bottom of her garden.
"You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!". So the goblin replies "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?". The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in.", goblins replies "OK, you've got it.". Woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes." "OK, you've got that too." "My last wish is a million dollars!". The goblin then says "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me." "OK then, if that's what it takes..."
Next morning the little man wakes the woman up.
"Tell me," says the man, "how old are you?" "I'm 27", she replies
"**** me", says the man, "27 and you still believe in goblins"
2006-10-13 04:01:56 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Funny
2006-10-13 04:03:06 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a seventh grade physiology class, the teacher asks, "How many ways to you know that people can have sex? Just call out a number" After an initial pause, students start calling our numbers: Two....Three.... One....etc. Then a boy at the back of the class says "72!" After the teacher tells the kids not to stare at him, but to keep thinking and calling out their own honest numbers, everyone but a little girl in the front has called one out. "Don't you know any ways people can have sex?" asks the teacher. "Well, yes," says Mary, blushing. "A man and a woman go into a bedroom, take off their clothes, get in bed, and the man puts his thing in her thing," The boy in the back says, "73!"
2006-10-13 04:13:36 · answer #2 · answered by bot_parody 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-16 07:07:33 · answer #3 · answered by coupe 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think your joke is a 3/10. Keep trying.
2006-10-13 04:04:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just call me "lil goblin"
2006-10-13 04:12:30 · answer #5 · answered by AL 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha nice one!
2006-10-13 04:19:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I have heard that one before.
2006-10-13 04:39:29 · answer #7 · answered by Webballs 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought was something exciting when i saw the question
2006-10-13 04:03:26 · answer #8 · answered by ##$SoulStryker$## 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
every pig wants to be dirty...that fun for a pig!
2006-10-13 04:08:12 · answer #9 · answered by wannamagic 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was kinda funny, but i've heard better.
2006-10-13 04:27:58 · answer #10 · answered by rrineeed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋