My Husband is a Cop, I love these. Give me some more please. Leave yours. Here's a few of mine.
Didn't I see you get your a$$ kicked on COPS?
Are You Andy or Barney?
Is that a 9 mm? That's nothing. Look at my 44 auto Mag.
2006-10-13 03:33:01 · 17 answers · asked by heresyhunter@sbcglobal.net 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Can I just give you a donut and we forget this ever happened? --- Your just another pig on a power trip. --- What? they let you out of the cushman today? --- You ain't s**t without that badge --- i plead the fifth --- how's your wife and my kids? --- trying to meet your quota today? --- I don't have a license but I drive really well officer. --- I know where you live. --- What? red means i have to stop?--- how'd that get there? --- It's not mine
Here's a little joke,
I got a ride from this guy and he ran a red light. I figured it was a mistake and just stayed quiet. then he ran another. then another. finally he came up to a green light and he stopped. Confused, I had to ask him why he stopped. He said "my brother might be coming the other way!"
2006-10-13 03:55:40 · answer #1 · answered by KutieePie2008 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
No! I was going 80mph, not 70!
That shirt makes you look fat
Aren't you the guy from the Village people?
I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
I was trying to keep up with traffic. Yes, I know there are no other cars around. That's how far ahead of me they are.
2006-10-13 03:45:10 · answer #2 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
if a cop syas- your eyes look red have u been drinkign sdotn reply gee officer your eyes look glazed have you been eatgin doughnuts
dont say- thats terrific officere the loast cop onyl gave me a warngin too or your not gonan check the trunk are you? or hey you must have been doing at leats 120 to keep up with em ncie job or sure you can see my liscence jsut hold my beer for me while I get it
2006-10-13 03:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by aliza c 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
No ossifer I haven't drop a drunk
I'll spit shine your weapon if you don't give me a ticket.
Could you give me directions to Jolly Pirate?
Wanna beer?
(To a female officer) I'll blow on yours if you blow on mine
Hey Barney, How many bullets are in your gun?
What's Aunt Bea cooking for supper tonight?
Hey Columbo, Just one more thing.
2006-10-13 03:58:44 · answer #4 · answered by Donna 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought you had to be in shape to be a cop.
Here, hold my beer while I get my license...
Oops, that's my fake license, here's my real one...
Sorry, didnt realize my radar detector was unplugged....
Hey, where are the other guys from the Village People....
Aw, thanks!! The last officer gave me a warning, too...
2006-10-13 04:17:42 · answer #5 · answered by Barbi 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok I had a drunk friend ask a cop the following?
What does it take to be a cop? A G.E.D.?? The cop was pissed
2006-10-13 03:36:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
1. i'm to drunk to get out,why dont you get in on the passenger side after i move my beercans.?
2.he ask me ''your eyes are red you been drinking''? i say to him''your eyes are glazed you been eatin doughnuts''?
3. i heard this was a speedtrap i was trying to get thru here as fast as possible
2006-10-13 03:45:39 · answer #7 · answered by SmoothCharacter 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Bad cop no dount.
I bet i can grab you gun and shot you before you finst wring that.
not cop i sair to drunk i'm not god
2006-10-13 04:22:01 · answer #8 · answered by deathsdoor474 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Was I going to fast for ya, Tubby?
2006-10-13 04:21:36 · answer #9 · answered by Jy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
there"s a10 dollarbill!
now get lost
or get sum donuts
2006-10-13 03:51:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋