Woman walks into a bar with a dog under her arm
barman - Where'd you get the pig?
woman - That's not a pig, it's a dog!
barman - I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to the dog
2006-10-13 03:32:07 · 17 answers · asked by teresa d 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
OMG....I was in the process of swallowing my coke and i read ur joke and it shot out of my nose and sprayed my computer screen. My co-workers started giggling and came 2 see what was so funny! It was a good laugh! Plus it reminds me of my parents.
....We have very old & VERY CHRISTIAN neighbors. My dad and him were talking one day and he told my dad he admired his horse and would like to ride it one day....my dad told him he would appreiciate it if he didn't speak about my mom that way! lol My neighbor almost went into cardiac arrest. lol
Keep em' coming! =0)
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2006-10-13 08:05:45 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
i laughed, but it would be funnier if you started your joke:
"Your mom walks into a bar with a dog under her arm..."
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2006-10-13 10:58:16 · answer #2 · answered by VetteLeo 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope.didnt laugh.
2006-10-13 10:52:17 · answer #3 · answered by ~*The Show Must Go On*~ 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
fell out the cradle laughing at that one
2006-10-13 11:03:55 · answer #4 · answered by JOHN jen 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nope didn't laugh
2006-10-13 10:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by Tigress 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes i laughed
2006-10-13 10:40:21 · answer #6 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
not bad, i laughed good job
2006-10-13 10:37:00 · answer #7 · answered by Kevin E 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not that funny. Keep trying.
2006-10-13 10:35:57 · answer #8 · answered by april_fay21 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
sorry didnt laugh
2006-10-13 10:33:53 · answer #9 · answered by parrothead2371 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i smile din't laugh
2006-10-13 10:46:02 · answer #10 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋