2006-10-13 03:27:15 · 22 answers · asked by Grinner5000 4 in Health ➔ Other - Health
Yes it is possible to contract crabs from a stoat but crabs have a terrible work ethic and the stoat takes an unbelievably high rate of commission. If you're determined to contract crabs do it direct with the crabs themselves, otherwise check out Badger Recruitment Services they'll do you a much better deal and have a larger selection of crustaceans to choose from.
2006-10-13 03:42:25 · answer #1 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Do you mean Stan Stoat...the stoat that hires out assasins?
Dont contract the crab gang out from him..they are rubbish..they try and sneak up on you from the side..there useless....Try contracting the beaver brothers instead..they are hard x
2006-10-13 10:37:03 · answer #2 · answered by tee_hee_ssh 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i'm not sure if it's possible or not to contract crabs from a stoat. i have heard that you can't contract crabs from ruminants, and that is the reason they are the choice in areas where banjo music and river rafts are predominant.
2006-10-13 11:34:44 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If a stoat means a toilet seat, no, it's not possible.
Well, if you consider the .1 in 99.9% a chance, then yes it is possible. If not, then no.
My friend has herpes and I was always afraid that she was going to give it to me if we shared the same toilet seat. But my science teacher wayyy back in the day assured me that you can't get an STD from just using a common restroom!
2006-10-13 10:30:56 · answer #4 · answered by Rebecca 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ewww what are you doing getting that close to a stoat?
2006-10-13 10:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by Lalalala 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you sure it is crabs, or perhaps mites. Many animals carry parasitic creatures, so I suppose it could be possible, but usually what we call crabs is from other humans. I would think if you are finding bugs, they might be seeing mites or other parasites, rather than crabs. Of course, you could have crabs if you are sleeping with an infected person. Only you know about that.
2006-10-13 10:36:08 · answer #6 · answered by dbarnes3 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If the "stoat" has crabs, the answer is yes.
2006-10-13 10:29:46 · answer #7 · answered by salter 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
How do you get the stoat to be still?
2006-10-13 10:36:49 · answer #8 · answered by ste73 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope the stoat was consenting!
2006-10-13 10:32:39 · answer #9 · answered by xenaisgr8 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I thought for one horrible moment I was going to have to say that it is weaselly done, but someone has beaten me to it so I am saved the ignominy. So I'll have to think of something stoatily different whilst avoiding the pitfalls of being dragged into the quagmire of vacuous wordplay. Nope, too ambiguous. Is that contract as in 'compress' or as in 'legally binding document'. Actually it doesn't matter, in either case the answer is definitely yes.
2006-10-14 10:22:45 · answer #10 · answered by Silkie1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋