2006-10-13 02:16:53 · 27 answers · asked by Chuck N Knutz 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Maybe he has high cholesterol and the fried chicken would not have been good for him. why not try a rotisseried one. Better yet offer up a pasta salad. It's probably hot there and a cool salad would probably be nice. Did you send him a beer too?
You do realize satan does not usually take sacrifices anymore.
2006-10-13 02:25:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
Keep trying to win Satan over and the only thing that's going to end up deep fried is you.
2006-10-13 09:39:01 · answer #2 · answered by Debra D 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When deep frying you must add the egg yolk and the egg white to the batter seperatley. Obviously satan prefers my deep fried chicken
2006-10-13 09:26:47 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Why would you worship Iblis?! The best way to sacrifice to the Prince of Darkness is kill/burn something alive. Or slit the animal's throat on the altar and offer your soul to him. Then maybe Iblis will accept your sacrifice.
2006-10-13 09:22:08 · answer #4 · answered by baddrose268 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
You didn't use the wright mantra or maybe you did it the wrong day or time of the day. The best days are Saturday, Tuesdays and Thursdays. Of the chicken most be alive and use only the blood. If you use the wright mantra but you don't protect yourself He will have your soul (you'll be posses) and in many cases your life. Beware.
2006-10-13 09:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by Niguayona 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
'Cuz Satan could care less about your intentional sacrifice. The sacrifices he is more concerned about is a little less material... that of sacrificing the truth for his lies... sacrificing God's law for man's ever-shifting opinion... sacrificing what is good for what seems right... sacrificing fact for relativism... and sacrificing eternal salvation for earthly pleasures.
Those are the sacrifices Satan enjoys. Avoid doing them at all costs.
2006-10-13 09:22:29 · answer #6 · answered by seraphim_pwns_u 5 · 0⤊ 3⤋
I think Satan likes his chickens raw and bloody.
2006-10-13 09:19:06 · answer #7 · answered by Sean 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Two words: trans fat.
Satan's trying to stay healthy these days, especially at his age.
2006-10-13 13:41:21 · answer #8 · answered by ArcadianStormcrow 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because He only likes Popeye's extra spicy !!
2006-10-13 09:32:17 · answer #9 · answered by Tinkerbelle 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
try a steak instead of chicken might work better
2006-10-13 09:36:01 · answer #10 · answered by Marvin R 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋