whats worse than a giraffe with a sore neck?
2006-10-13 02:02:22 · 35 answers · asked by Psychodelic Chicken 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
a hippo with a toothache?
(and i thought i was pushin' original.)
i'd change to a hippo with halitosis.
and here goes more:
a chimpanzee with dandruff.
a crosseyed barn owl.
an elephant with an ingrown toenail.
a camel with a back-ache.
a shark with dentures.
a spider with diarrhea.
a mosquito with a broken nose.
a snake with a belly ache.
a bee with diabetes.
a turtle with a stalker.
a dyslexic parrot.
three blind mice..
2006-10-13 02:06:30 · answer #1 · answered by doe 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
A bird with vertigo? uhhh. A rabbit with Aids. Uhhhh, hmmm, how about a turtle with fear of small spaces. Actually, yknow whats worst then a giraffe with a sore neck, a baby in a blender. Totally sick and wrong, but it's true eh?
2006-10-13 02:06:56 · answer #2 · answered by Samson 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a giraffe with a sore thigh!
2006-10-13 03:22:22 · answer #3 · answered by CHARLIE 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
a giraffe with a broken neck.
2006-10-13 02:10:42 · answer #4 · answered by giggitygiggitygiggitygirl 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
a giraffe with no neck
2006-10-13 03:41:15 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
A straight guy with a sore arshole
2006-10-13 03:45:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Michel Jordan with a broken leg!
2006-10-13 03:05:46 · answer #7 · answered by omg 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An elephant with a runny nose
2006-10-13 02:03:27 · answer #8 · answered by Captain F 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A sparrow with elephantisis " Elephant foot " ( sorry if i got the spelling wrong)
2006-10-13 02:33:33 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
An elephant with diarrhea
2006-10-13 03:23:37 · answer #10 · answered by leilis4 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋