Did you ever do something to someone's meal when you worked with food?

Question

So if you did something what did you do. All who answer will be granted amnesty and be pardoned for their crimes. Please state the reason for your misdeed - boredom, revenge, proving your manhood and so on. All reaaons are equally valid (or invlide perhaps).

Answer 1

i had to bake a cake once for a school cakewalk, and dipped my penis in the batter before baking it. just to see who won the cake.

Answer 2

The crime - serving up a sausage that was dropped in the dogs food bowl to hubby.

The reason - He'd woken up at past 1 o'clock that afternoon, despite the fact that it was a Sunday, and that's the only day where we (me, hubby and offspring) are all at home together. He went straight on the computer and hardly interacted with us all day, until about 5 o'clock when he asked what was for dinner. So I made dinner, and one of the sausages fell from the tray and landed in the dogs bowl. I did toy with the idea of leaving it, but the sound of him asking me to make him a coffee while I was in the kitchen pushed me over the edge. Oh what a sweet sight it was, watching him eat that night.

Answer 3

I was a waitress for 3 1/2 months and this one ***** came in causing a scene. I don't believe in doing that to people, but if she had been a ***** BEFORE she got her food-she would have gotten more on her salad than the regular items that come on a salad. But I do have a funny story. A girl that I worked with was the cook and she told me about this guy that came in to another restaurant that she use to work at. He beat his girlfriend so bad that he put her in the hospital. When he came in and got something to eat, he wanted a sandwich and she dropped the bread on the floor, then wiped the bread on her butt! Later on there were crumbs in her underwear. Guess he shouldn't have beat the girlfriend that she knew huh?!

Answer 4

Not really working with food stories, but a couple of clumsy food stories (or three). Both happened when we had visitors at the house.

One day I decided to make fried cheese-stuffed jalapenos, but I'd never done it before, and didn't know how carefully you had to clean everything out inside them so they weren't so especially hot. If you cook them without, it just makes them hotter. So I made two whole plates full, and no one could eat them. But my husband took them to work the next day and the Mexicans he worked with thought I made the best stuffed jalapenos ever! They complained that their wives were never so hot (because their wives made them correctly!).

One time I was making spaghetti and meatballs, and I had two burners going on the stove, one for the spaghetti and one for the pan I was frying meatballs in. Unfortunately, the second burner I turned on was not under the pasta, but under the plate with the meatballs, which became hot and exploded, spraying little shattered bits of hot plate across the kitchen. Several became stuck to the lineoleum floor and I had to wait for them to cool to pry them up.

And one time I was using a clean dishtowel to take a pan of rolls out of the oven when the edges of the towel touched the heating element and caught fire. I turned the oven off and watched it burn, while my husband and his friend were hurrying over to me with the fire extinguisher, which I would not let them use because it would "ruin the oven." Then I thought to close the oven door, which limited the oxygen and stopped the fire pretty well, at least so that we could beat the rest out without using the extinguishers.

So you can see that I have no "worked with food" stories because as clumsy as I can be in the kitchen, no one would pay me to do this!

Answer 5

Back in college, my clique was with 1 other girl and 2 other guys. We were always playing jokes on one another. For example, one night I went to bed early in my room, while they were watching movies in the other girls’ room which happened to be right across the hall from mine. Well, I wasn’t sleeping long when these 2 dark shadows came in picked me up and pig tied me. It was the 2 guys. I laughed so hard as they were taking pictures.

The next day………my friend and I told the guys we wanted to call truths by cooking them dinner. We had the dinner all planned out. Since we didn’t have stoves in our rooms it had to be micro-waved. My friend and I were making beef stew with rice. The guys were getting Purina beef stew for dogs and she and I got the real beef….hahaha

The guys didn’t suspect a thing, they actually had seconds….when we were done eating we asked if they liked it. They said it was real good considering it came from the micro-wave. Then we told them…One guy said it was a good joke and laughed and said he’d get revenge but the other guy got up and went back to his room, he was pissed for a couple days and said he got sick and was throwing up all night.

In the end we were all still friends and we continued our funny playful jokes on one another but they never got us as good as we got them!

Answer 6

I never did anything to anyone's food when I worked in the industry, however, I did get drunk and high on the job all the time; serving sucks and people just don't know how to act.

Answer 7

Only a person who looking to go to jail..would do somthing like that...beside would you really accept the out come?

Answer 8

I never did because I am a true believer in what you do to others will one day be done to you:)