A man went into a pharmacy and asked to talk to a male pharmacist. The woman he was talking to said that she was the pharmacist and that she and her sister owned the store, so there were no males employed there. She then asked if there was something she could help the gentleman with. The man said "this is embarrassing for me, but I have a permanent erection which causes me a lot of problems and severe embarrassment. I was wondering what you could give me for it?" The pharmacist said "Just a minute, I'll go talk to my sister." When she returned, she said, "the best we can do is 1/3 ownership in the store and $3000 a month in living expenses.
2006-10-13 01:19:42 · 15 answers · asked by Pd 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hi there! Your jokes are good, thanks for the chuckles again and here you go........12/10 ;)
Keep it up!
God Bless ^__^
2006-10-13 01:34:01 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
1
2006-10-13 03:06:50 · answer #2 · answered by Krazykraut 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 out of 10
2006-10-13 03:31:33 · answer #3 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
2/5
2006-10-13 01:23:41 · answer #4 · answered by vicizav_v 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha, love it!
Two female lettuce in a paddock saw a fit looking male lettuce in the next line,
one said to the other can you see the size of the slug on him!
2006-10-13 01:26:26 · answer #5 · answered by devilinme 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'll give him VIP membership in my sex club........
100% rating.
Loved the joke, first one of the day
to put a smile on my face.
Thanx so much!!!!
2006-10-13 02:14:48 · answer #6 · answered by tangie1247 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't know which "kind" of rating you expect, but this is funny !
Whith such a big income, I think I know some guys who would go for Viagra !!! ;-)))
2006-10-13 01:24:21 · answer #7 · answered by diehia 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3/10 for the two a million>a guy and a prostitute have been having intercourse the guy's di_ck became in her mouth she threatened---"provide me one thousand dollars otherwise i wil chew it" the guy replied---"provide me 5000 dollars otherwise i'm going to pissss in ur mouth"
2016-10-16 03:49:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
One of the best jokes i heard, i must say!
2006-10-13 02:08:14 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha.........the first joke of the day and a naughty one....... LMAO.............the day beginning with a good laugh.........9 / 10
2006-10-13 01:26:27 · answer #10 · answered by Electric 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋