2006-10-13 01:10:55 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Food & Drink ➔ Other - Food & Drink
Brains are a very good source of protein, however they do contain a lot of fat and almost no dietary fibre. Because of the high fat content zombies tend to spend most of the time on the move (albeit rather slowly) in order to burn off the excess calories. The low dietary fibre content of cerebellum means that zombies are more prone to constipation than you or I and the more health conscious zombies will counteract this by starting each day with a nice big bowl of all bran.
Brains, unfortunately, are also rather addictive - more-so than alcohol or cigarettes - and without a regular intake of brains zombies will suffer adverse side affects. There are cerebellum-patches available, but the ZHS (Zombie Health Service) won't pay for them and very few zombies can afford Bupa.
2006-10-13 02:06:57 · answer #1 · answered by sarcasticquotemarks 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Brains faggots are tasty and the gravy is full of nutrients, but I'm afraid the zombies will get us just for mentioning them.
2006-10-14 05:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by Trust Me 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
About 2000 calories
2006-10-13 02:07:26 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cotton! it's a little known fact that brains are actually made from the fluff produced by people's socks (often found in the tumble dryer when you clean the filter).
That was too easy man!
2006-10-13 01:15:25 · answer #4 · answered by gareth_bancroft 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mmmm. I think Zombies are a bit like Pandas and Koalas, they get very little out of what they eat...just bad choice of diet I guess
2006-10-13 01:21:58 · answer #5 · answered by michael s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
because they don't have brain like , so they need some form of current thru them and the best one you can get is a humans brain but it does not last long so they have to as many as the number of people on this site.
How many people are on this site? uh!!
2006-10-13 01:26:17 · answer #6 · answered by Yeahbabe 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2006-10-13 01:12:56 · answer #7 · answered by baddatum 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not sure, but they also eat flesh, which must have some nutritional benefits. And by the way it's spelt Lector, not Lecter...
2006-10-13 01:18:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The same as Hannibal lecter I guess
2006-10-13 01:12:42 · answer #9 · answered by Andy C 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Satisfaction that they are gradually taking over the human race
2006-10-13 01:27:43 · answer #10 · answered by hellmcc 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋