What is the funniest joke in the world?

Answer 1

a group of kids were telling blonde jokes and a blond walks up and says " how does a blonde drown a fish?" the other kids say "how " the blonde stand silently for a minute then says "egsactly"

its funny cause its stuipid


a blonde a brunette and a red head was at a party and the cops came round so they hid in 3 potato sacks the police kicks the brunettes patato sack and she says "woof" the police think its a dog so they kick the red heads patato sack "meow" the police think its a cat so they kick the blondes patato sack....



....."patato"



a blonde comes home from school and says to her mum " i learnt my numbers 1 - 10 everyone else only learnt 1 -5 is that because im blonde?" the mum says "yes"
the next day she says "i learnt my a-z everyone else only learnt
a-m is that because im blonde?" mum says "yes"
next day blonde comes home and says " today in the shower i had the biggest boobs in the group is that because im blonde?"
mum says


"no thats because your 25"




DO NOT ASK WHY A BUNCH OF KIDS WERE IN THE SHOWER TOGETHER I DONT KNOW!!!!!

Answer 2

Daisy Dave an Darren were marooned on a desert island for 2yrs and Mary was bonking em both secretly , but she felt so guilty about it that she killed herself leaving Dave an Darren with other each for another 2yrs ,well nature took it's own course and Dave an Darren were very happy untill one day D say's to D i'm not sure we should really be doing this ,what about you how do you feel , and D say's yeah you'r right , let's bury her !

Answer 3

There was a girl called sally, who was working in a brothel. One day the cops raided the house and everyone was question on the street. Then sally's grandmother was passing by and saw sally and said, "what are you doing here"? Sally replied "they are giving away free oranges" so the grandmother thought she could stand in line. When the cop asked the grandmother how she does it, her reply was "I take my teeth out, pull the skin back and suck for dear life" Ha Ha Ha

Answer 4

"Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson are going camping. They pitch their tent under the stars and go to sleep. Sometime in the middle of the night Holmes wakes Watson up: "Watson, look up at the stars, and tell me what you deduce."

Watson says, "I see millions of stars and even if a few of those have planets, it's quite likely there are some planets like Earth, and if there are a few planets like Earth out there, there might also be life."

Holmes replies: "Watson, you idiot, somebody stole our tent!"

Answer 5

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Answer 6

George Bush is the presisdent of the USA! Well it makes that North Korean guy laugh!

Answer 7

If a wolf can take down a deer on either flank, does that make him Bambidextrous?

Answer 8

Two Scottish Terrier dogs are walking down the street.

First one say's to the other " Well it's be nice speaking to you, "I'm Awa noo"

So the second dog pee'd on him?

Answer 9

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Answer 10

This flasher - getting on years - wondered whether he should retire.
He thought it over for a few minutes then decided he'd stick it out for another year.....