Prince Charles was in Wigan the other day and was wearing a hat with a head of a fox on top. A man asked him why he was wearing astupid hat he said " I told my mummy i was going to Wigan and she said "Wigan where the fox that?""
2006-10-12 23:36:24 · 15 answers · asked by david j 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
brilliant, i loved it...
2006-10-13 04:36:24 · answer #1 · answered by chris w. 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
on her wedding night camilla tells charles that her shoes were very tight and he would need to help her remove them.
in the next room the queen and phillip were kept awake with the cries from the next room.
after camilla had moaned and groaned for an hour, the queen tells phillip 'see i told you she was a good girl, and not had much ****.'
next door the first shoe comes off and charles tells camilla in a loud voice 'right now for the other one!'
phillip turns to the queen and says 'see told you he was a navy boy!'
that was better than yours ..... sorry.
2006-10-13 06:49:35 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
NOPE
try this one
why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
Because it was dead.
my sister made that up for a joke project at first school, i can get her autograph if u like.
2006-10-13 08:13:41 · answer #3 · answered by kiki_dees 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Best joke I ever heard;
I was at an athletics meeting and saw a fella walking across the park with a great long stick, I said to him;
"Are you a pole vaulter"
he replied;
No, I'm German, but how did you know my name?"
(Ho,Ho,)
2006-10-13 06:50:11 · answer #4 · answered by Vernix Lanugo 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
best joke...
the queen mother goes to heaven and says to god"how long before i get a halo" god says "20 years" she looks over and sees princess diana and said"so why does diana have one,she hasn,t been here for 20 years"god says"thats not a halo,thats a steering wheel".
2006-10-13 08:16:57 · answer #5 · answered by dumbbum 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
My Ex Wife is good at Rabbit jokes but although we communicate it would take to long to get it out on here but one day I will try & get her to download it.
2006-10-13 06:49:56 · answer #6 · answered by edison 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not the best, but very acceptable.
What does the Queen think about sex?
It's what the man delivers coal in.
2006-10-13 06:45:51 · answer #7 · answered by Michael E 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Not the best joke ever, but I get it.
2006-10-13 06:39:53 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha
2006-10-13 06:45:42 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
You oversold that one .... but it's kinda clever.
2006-10-13 06:43:17 · answer #10 · answered by soxy190 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
not the best i have ever heard
2006-10-13 06:40:42 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋