married couple in their sixtys are visited by a fairy who grants them both a wish.
I want to travel around the world with my husband said the wife, then 2 tickets for 2 appeared in her hand for a luxury cruise
husand says sorry luv but my wish is 2 have a wife 30 years younger then me.....
So the fairy waves her wand and the husband becomes 92......
MORAL OF THE STORY; men who are ungrateful bas*ards should remember that fairies are female
2006-10-12 22:51:03 · 25 answers · asked by flowerpot 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA brilliant ive not heard that before..carefull wot u wish fir huh?
2006-10-12 22:54:32 · answer #1 · answered by helz bellz 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Spot on Sister
2006-10-13 06:01:53 · answer #2 · answered by rockstar 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Terrible.
2006-10-13 05:56:54 · answer #3 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Tee,Hee
Not often you hear a new one
Thanx
Old favourite:
How do you stop a man from drowning?
2006-10-13 05:55:14 · answer #4 · answered by mesmerized 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Yeah!
2006-10-13 05:53:25 · answer #5 · answered by 7yrs2go 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Just Loved it lol
2006-10-13 10:15:35 · answer #6 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
old one heard many times before,but still giggle when i hear it so true lol
2006-10-13 05:54:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahahahahha...gud one...thumbs up 2 u...
2006-10-13 10:11:21 · answer #8 · answered by bmyfriend 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah right on lady
2006-10-13 06:15:39 · answer #9 · answered by markhatter 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
yeah i like that one, kinda funny
2006-10-13 05:57:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋