Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy. He asks why.
St. Paul replies, ''When you were nine you killed a bird with a stone.'' The third guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.'' He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?''
''Because when she was nine she killed a bird with a stone.''
2006-10-12 22:49:50 · 11 answers · asked by ok 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
There once was a happy man with a wife who was near her baby birth. She was starting to deliver, so her husband drove her to the hospital. When she arrived, the doctor came in asking if she would like to try a new device.
"What does it do?", she asked.
"It transfers 50% of the pain to the father"
"Okay, let's try it!"
The doctor pushed a button, and the wife said she felt a whole lot better. However, the hsband didn't feel a thing, so he called women wimps. So, the doctor transferred all of the pain to the father. The wife didn't feel a thing. The husband said to transfer twice as much pain to him, and the doctor followed his orders. The husband, who STILL didn't feel anything, was happy to find out that he had a little baby boy. On the way home, they found the mailman dead on their doorstep.
2006-10-12 22:50:59 · update #1
Friendships between Women: A woman didnt come home last night. The next day she told her husband she slept over at her girlfriends house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
Friendships between Men: A man didnt come home last night. The next day he told his wife he had slept over at his buddys house. The woman called her husband's 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and the other two claimed he was still there.
2006-10-12 22:51:23 · update #2
Ha Ha Ha, I like them.
2006-10-12 22:52:41 · answer #1 · answered by 7yrs2go 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehe, very good, i like the last one, frienship between man the most, hehhe, me still laughing and waiting so that i can tell it to somebody so taht they laugh tooo, hehhehe
2006-10-13 06:01:30 · answer #2 · answered by hmmm 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The third one's good.
2006-10-13 05:59:25 · answer #3 · answered by people are scum 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
3rd 1 is brilliant
2006-10-13 07:37:10 · answer #4 · answered by amelia h 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
These are really good jokes, even though you didn't make them all up!!
Maybe you should publish a joke book!
LOL
2006-10-13 05:54:09 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
really nice collection, all of them at ago! i got to admit, you are clever saving points here, it seems you value them, so why dont you add me some ten?
2006-10-13 06:25:18 · answer #6 · answered by theKenyan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha good ones
2006-10-13 08:00:20 · answer #7 · answered by Pd 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha!all of them are funny!great jokes!
2006-10-13 06:02:10 · answer #8 · answered by aNgeLa_kriz 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well done.
2006-10-13 06:06:14 · answer #9 · answered by Ted T 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice!!
2006-10-13 06:17:40 · answer #10 · answered by Nad 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋