any non veg jokes?

Question

Any non veg jokes with hindi langauage prefered.

Answer 1

A female Press Reporter slaps Santa. Banta standing near asks Santa: Y did she slapped u?
Santa: On her T-shirt was written 'Press', so I just pressed…
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Duniya mein sab se himmat wala kaun?
Dhobi- kabhi bhi kisi ke ghar jaa kar bol sakta hai sahib bibi ji ko bolo kapde nikal kar rakhe mein abhi aa ke leta hu.

Answer 2

A middle aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death experience.
Seeing God She asked "Is my time up?" God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, and a tummy tuck.
She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.
After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.
Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"
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God replied,

I didn't recognize you."

Answer 3

Little Johnny's class teacher was on leave and was replaced by a temporary one for a week. The first day of class, she comes in to the class and asks the students their names.

It goes off like "Hi, I am little albert." "Hi, I am little rosy." etc.

By the time every student gives their name, it is almost time for the next class. So, the teacher says, lemme check you memory power. "I will tell my name only once and will ask you tomorrow for it. Whoever answers properly will be given a chocolate. My name is Ms. Prussy.....you know like the pussie-cat, with an 'R' in the middle." The bell rings and everyone leaves.

Next day, she comes in and asks Li'l Johnny for her name.

Li'l Johnny goes "hmmm.....er......hmmmm...............Miss. Crunt??"

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For the Hindi one.......here goes
Heard of the lady from Goa who divorced her husband.....her name was RoseMary and his was Lele......she ended up marrying Marlow.


If you dont get it.....she was called Mrs. Roz Meri Le Le before divorce and then Mrs. Ros Meri Maar Lo after her second marriage.

Answer 4

man eat non veg an listen to joke thats makes non veg joke

Answer 5

Har roz kaam par jane se pehle bolta tha :mere char bachon ki amma, mai chalta hoon.
Ek din tang aa kar ghar wali boli : mere do bachon ke abba, sham ko jaldi mat aana.

Answer 6

Ancient Native American for Vegetarian-one who is not fast enough to catch his food.

Answer 7

a clergyman and a nun are traveling on a camel's lower back interior the direction of the huge Sahara wasteland. mutually as they are interior the midst of the huge wasteland the camel falls ill and dies. The priest and the nun comprehend that without the camel it quite is going to not be common surviving the wasteland and take it with no attention that they are doomed to die. The Priest after a mutually as says to the Nun, for the reason that we are the two going to die and all the way by using our existence we did not get to relish the genuine existence it wont count if we indulge interior the realities of nature. The nun consents and say now that they are doomed to die it quite is not correct in the event that they too could succumb to the excitement of nature that eluded them all of the time. So the priest tells the Nun that besides the reality that he had ben instrumental with chatting with many females he had consistently fascinated for females breats and as such he had never an probability to the touch a woman's breast, so now that we are going to die does or not it quite is counted if he had a feeling of the Nun's breast. The Nun sees no incorrect and drops her cloak. The priest fondles the Nun's breast to his hearts content fabric. After a mutually as the Nun tells the priest that besides the reality that she has come acroos many a handsome adult men she never had an probability to sense a guy's **** and that now that she is doomed to die it quite is not correct if she ought to work out and sense his ****. The priest listening to this drops his trousers and the Nun proceeds to have a feeling of his Manhood by utilising careesing the ****. mutually as interior the technique the Priest develops a super not common On and starts off telling the Nun approximately what diverse issues a **** of a guy can do and that it being the main endowed organ God having bestowed on the guy and if this ingredient could be inserted interior the final place can grant a clean existence etc. questioning that the Nun could oblige for intercourse. The Nun listens heavily to the Priest approximately his praising and after mutually as tells the Priest " Father if this can grant existence lower back then why the hell are you dropping it sluggish! Shove it up the ineffective Camel's hollow and supply it existence and we are able to be on our way abode".

Answer 8

bada kaam karne ke liye bada gosh khana zaruri hai,
aur chote log chhota gosh khate hai,
Samjha???

Answer 9

egg, omlet, matan, chicken, meat abb esay say jayaa kyaa non veg joke sono gay???