2006-10-12 22:06:29 · 12 answers · asked by phats_domino_uk 2 in Health ➔ Mental Health
tell the doctor you are feeling better and that you no longer want to take that semi automatic to work and spray the office with armour piercing bullets. Add that you are going to stop stalking Britney Spears as you now realise that she has 2 kids now and the chances of her spotting you at one of her concerts and falling in love with you are now pretty remote. Also tell the doc that you have finally come to terms with the fact that you were fat at school and the name calling although cruel was justified.
If he falls for that you will be out on the street in no time and heading for the nearest concert ticket office, gun store and class re-union before Christmas.
Good luck
2006-10-12 22:15:08 · answer #1 · answered by Monkeyphil 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
Oh I'm sure there are plenty of people here on the Internet who have extra straight jackets kicking around. But I don't think yours fits any more because you just don't need it. Have a glass of wine or a beer, it will do the trick. But just don't read the newspapers or listen to the news because that will get you in a frenzy for sure with all the bad news out there....
2016-05-21 22:24:30 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
When they are placing it on you, you have to somehow keep your elbows away from your body without it being noticed. You will then have room to manoeuvre under the straight jacket when you release the tension by pulling your elbows back in towards your body.
It is what illusionists do to get out of straight jackets.
2006-10-12 22:20:54 · answer #3 · answered by Christine H 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
How do you ask a question on here if you are wearing a straightjacket!!?
Try becomming an apprentice to an escapoligist.
2006-10-12 22:22:02 · answer #4 · answered by huggz 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
with great difficulty or u could do a martin Riggs job (lethal weapon) and dislocate ur shoulder haha wriggle outta it that way
2006-10-12 22:10:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chew through the restraints.
Or call the A-Team.
2006-10-12 22:12:02 · answer #6 · answered by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Ask Hudini (sp?)
2006-10-12 22:09:13 · answer #7 · answered by Author Al 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
your not supose to! you could always ask a Magician, Harry Houdini perhaps (oh no he’s dead)
2006-10-12 22:14:44 · answer #8 · answered by carla s 4 · 1⤊ 1⤋
think best to not get into one in the first place.
2006-10-12 22:25:39 · answer #9 · answered by dave p 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
you have to be very bendy and stretchy and have flexible joints
2006-10-12 22:10:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋