An old sailor decided he'd enjoy an evening with one of the "dock girls" just one more time before he was no longer able to. So he found himself a willing wench and they went off to find a room. As they were making out, the old sailor asks, "how am I doing sweetie?" She replies Oh, I'd say you're doing about 3 knots matie. What'a ya mean by that he says. Well, 3 nots - 1. You're not up, 2. you're not in, and 3, you're not getiing a refund!!
2006-10-12
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