I know he was tempted by Satan but Walmart's is stronger than Satan. Did you see their prices on bags of pistachios or shampoo.
2006-10-12 21:45:43 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Hey, wait I like the voices in my head.
2006-10-12 22:34:08 · update #1
I just wanted to make people laugh with this question. If you found it offensive, you're so uptight you couldn't get a greased BB up you butt.
2006-10-12 22:36:30 · update #2
lol I gotta laugh at this one. I worked there for a while and we use to call it an evil empire. Our supervisor was referred to as the "great satan" by one of my co-workers. When they asked me to do the cheer I refused because it was against my religion and when asked what that was the respsonse was intelligence. I would like to think Jesus would have made the trek across town to the competition just to show solidarity. If he needed sandals badly enough I'm sure this would be a small miracle all the while brusing the sand off his feet at Wally-mart's doorstep. I'm writing a story about wal-mart but I may have to change the names to protect the guilty. lol funny question
2006-10-12 21:57:50 · answer #1 · answered by Edward J 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Hello!! :o) Jesus was 'God who became MAN'. He was - therefore - just as likely to be tempted by something as any other MAN. So would Jesus be tempted by Walmart's low low prices? I don't know. I'm not. But COULD he be? SURE. Absolutely. Jesus wasn't great because he WASN'T tempted. He was great because he didn't succumb TO temptation. Have a great day!! Craig!! :o)
2006-10-13 06:55:00 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
no I think jesus would wear prada, or wait is it the devil that wears prada...I am confussed. Anyway I think jesus would have more resolve than to shop at wall mart, he is more of a corner store, ma and pa kind of shopper, not a supporter of faceless commerce, he will convert no people that way
2006-10-13 06:17:58 · answer #3 · answered by ninja cat 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I hope Jesus wouldn't give in. Walmart is evil. Perhaps even more evil than Satan.
2006-10-13 04:50:54 · answer #4 · answered by Me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Some of his followers may have shopped at Wal-Mart to supply the needs of Jesus and the rest of his disciples, but Jesus had his own supply of food:
[John 4:34] Jesus said to them, "My food is to do the will of the one who sent me and to finish his work.
2006-10-13 04:53:36 · answer #5 · answered by Robert L 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Wal-Mart is the Communist shop everyone will work for and buy from in the future. Ha Ha just a joke, I need two points.
2006-10-13 04:48:36 · answer #6 · answered by epopsitsirhcitna 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I think he'd go those little pink tablets that stop the voices in your head. Walmart sells them, right?
2006-10-13 05:01:57 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh yeah. Not even Jesus can resist those awesome deals!
2006-10-13 04:49:28 · answer #8 · answered by Maggie 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The devil would try to get Him to buy second rate goods made by the Samaritans in the Grove of Diana, but He wouldn't go for it.
2006-10-13 05:02:57 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Jesus didn't care for material possessions. He only care for the soul of man.
2006-10-13 04:47:43 · answer #10 · answered by ginger13 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋