'Fcuk all!' replies the man. The hard of hearing judge leans forward and asks the Clerk of the court 'what did he say?' Clerk replies 'He said fcuk all, your honour' 'Really?' said the Judge, ' I could have sworn I saw his lips move'
I know it's bad, but at least I've had a go!!
2006-10-12 21:12:43 · 15 answers · asked by Yokay Booboo 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A woman comes out of a shop after purchasing a bra, her husband said "What did you buy them for? you've nothing to put in them, have you?" The woman replied "You buy jocks don't you?"
2006-10-12 21:20:09 · answer #1 · answered by wheeliebin 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey man, that was great - it's not often I find a joke that actually makes me laugh! I think it is just imagining this dodery old g!t in one of those stupid wigs being told by the clerk. Tee hee hee. Any more like that???
2006-10-12 22:08:37 · answer #2 · answered by Andy J 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
True story:
"before sentence is pronounced on you, do you have anything to say?"
The guy pulls out a pack of Marlboro in a flip-top box, flips the flip, and says to it "Beam me up, Scottie".
He got maximum term.
2006-10-12 21:21:24 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was quite good actually a lot better then some I have read.
2006-10-12 21:15:26 · answer #4 · answered by carla s 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its the first one to make me laugh today!! xx
2006-10-12 21:22:28 · answer #5 · answered by Mrs Chicagosgirl!! 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
made me smile xx
2006-10-12 23:32:16 · answer #6 · answered by ninja 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hee hee, made me laugh
2006-10-12 21:28:02 · answer #7 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its not bad it was funny lmao.x
2006-10-12 21:15:06 · answer #8 · answered by *DB* 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i have heard worse
2006-10-12 23:05:28 · answer #9 · answered by sky l 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it is not to bad
2006-10-12 23:10:49 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋