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I woke up and found that my girlfriend had put a chastity belt on me while I was asleep!!! Any clue how to get out of one?? Only she has the key.

2006-10-12 19:24:36 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

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You could cut your balls off using a barbers cut throat razor, so there's a bit more room to get your hand in & pick the lock.

2006-10-12 21:32:36 · answer #1 · answered by punkvixen 5 · 0 0

You are pretty much screwed.
You will have to try and convince her to give you the key. Good Luck.

2006-10-13 03:39:12 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0 0

Just tell her to give you the key,or you will kick her @ss ! By the way, how do you go to the bathroom in one of those :)

2006-10-12 19:29:13 · answer #3 · answered by g_man 5 · 0 0

if she has the key how did u get to the computer? waste of time!!!!
thanks for the 2 points thou!!

2006-10-12 19:28:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Ouch! Either she has a crazy sense of humor or she doesn't trust you!!!! THINK ABOUT THIS AS YOU CUT THE BELT OFF!

2006-10-12 19:27:41 · answer #5 · answered by chris m 1 · 0 0

ask her for the key and if not then youre screwed

2006-10-12 19:27:18 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Make her horny and want to have sex with you, she'll unlock it and when she does slap the ho and tell her she must have lost her fuggin mind!

2006-10-12 19:29:10 · answer #7 · answered by heatherlynnmorrow 5 · 0 0

Tuff.

2006-10-12 19:27:53 · answer #8 · answered by master_der_man 6 · 0 0

Submit, or else do the same thing to her.

2006-10-13 01:03:15 · answer #9 · answered by Viki 3 · 0 0

hahaha sorry but thats kinda funny!!!

2006-10-12 19:28:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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