to get one of the fart divices that run on batteries. and when you push a button it sounds like a real fart..
and tape it under a pew in church a head of time. then go sit up in the balcony and push the button while the preist is talking...
people all around the divice would not know it was under the pew. and they would be looking around trying to figure out who let one or who cut the cheese...
hell i bet a bunch of them would be laughing....
start off with just one fart... then wait a bit.. and push the button again....and so on...
then just let em rip.....lol
i wonder if an usher would come and investigate or if the preist would say something.....
imagine sitting in church and all of sudden you start hearing fart noises one after the other....
2006-10-12 18:40:19 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
This will be the best thing to do and if God exists he will crack up when this happens.
2006-10-12 18:42:59 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
Well you could probably only get away with a few before someone figures out where the sound is coming from. Especially in a very quite church. And for the record, this is also maybe not the nicest thing to do.
2006-10-13 01:48:19 · answer #2 · answered by מימי 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Grow up. you don't do things like that in Church. Have some respect While in the Lords house !
2006-10-13 01:46:24 · answer #3 · answered by frankfort_girlie 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Are you 7 years old? This loses a bit of the humor when you get the wisdom and maturity that comes when you enter your second decade.
2006-10-13 01:44:16 · answer #4 · answered by Kuji 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In church? No way! Are you 13?
2006-10-13 01:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by starrynight1 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
School cafeteria, sure! Homeroom, maybe. Church? NEVER!!! C'mon, didn't you read the warnings during Jackass???
2006-10-13 03:20:19 · answer #6 · answered by Angela M 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I agree, it would be funny, but definitely not in the house of the Lord.
2006-10-13 01:48:44 · answer #7 · answered by severina418 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Totally inappropriate. Try it in your mid-school class sometime.
2006-10-13 01:49:20 · answer #8 · answered by GreenHornet 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Imagine you not posting such juvenile, immature scenarios!
2006-10-13 04:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by Annie 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
hello?? are u crazy?trying to create humiliation in church?? why dont u try it on urself?
2006-10-13 05:24:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋