A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying.
The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!"
The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says, "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?"
The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!"
2006-10-12 18:23:46 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
nice one :)
2006-10-12 18:25:45 · answer #1 · answered by libby 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
A vampire bat came flapping in from the night, face all covered in fresh >blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. >Pretty soon all the other bats smelt the blood & began hassling him >about where he got it. He told them to piss off & let him get some >sleep, but they persisted until he finally gave in. > >OK, follow me", he said & flew out of the cave with hundreds of excited >bats behind him.>Down through a valley they went across a river & into a >huge forest. Finally he slowed down & all other bats excitedly milled >around him, tongues hanging out for blood. > >"Do you see that large oak tree over there?" he asked. >"YES, YES, YES!!!" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. >"Good!" said the first bat, because I f*cking didn't!
2006-10-12 21:38:56 · answer #2 · answered by rhijoa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah... I always go to askmen.com for stuff like that which you got from that site. (Joke of the Day).
Look up the joke on the Preacher protesting the rumor that he's a member of the KKK.
2006-10-12 18:33:26 · answer #3 · answered by Bummerang 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a good one, but some blondes are pretty smart, we call them golden retrievers.
2006-10-12 18:25:56 · answer #4 · answered by rand a 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
HA HA
2006-10-12 18:27:25 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha...
2006-10-13 03:31:09 · answer #6 · answered by Bangala 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for the laugh
lol
2006-10-13 03:49:34 · answer #7 · answered by Solitaire 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋