2006-10-12 18:05:39 · 34 answers · asked by Anonymous in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
Rio's 20 Reasons Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex
1. Chocolate always tastes good.
2. You don't need to ask anyone's permission when you want chocolate.
3. You can eat chocolate in the back of a cab and no one will care.
4. Your significant other won't care if you eat chocolate with someone else.
5. No one will care if you're white and you prefer dark chocolate.
6. You don't have to fake it with chocolate.
7. No major religions frown upon chocolate.
8. No one waits to get married before they eat chocolate.
9. You can't get pregnant from chocolate.
10. You can't get STDs from chocolate.
11. No one has to use protection when eating chocolate.
12. The sheets stay clean when you eat chocolate.
13. No one frowns upon movies with two men eating chocolate together.
14. The government knows to stay out of our chocolate lives.
15. You don't have to pay $150 for chocolate.
16. You don't have to go out to a club wearing a crop top and Daisy Duke shorts to get chocolate.
17. Everyone swallows with chocolate.
18. The size of the nuts doesn't matter with chocolate.
19. It only takes a few seconds to get pleasure from chocolate.
20. You don't need a pill to enjoy chocolate.
S-hit. Now I really want some chocolate.
2006-10-12 18:20:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
I figured that someone would eventually ask this LMAO ! Well it depends on the sex. If the other person satisfies you, then sex is better than chocolate. If you never get satisfied, then YEAH, chocolate IS better.
2006-10-12 18:08:04 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Never in a million years would I ever consider chocolate better then sex! But it'd have to be good sex, not the sex you give just to shut your husband up. :-D
2006-10-12 18:09:39 · answer #3 · answered by VCUJewel111 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hmm I kinda agree w. cupid girl but why not have the two together...cuz I prefer sex over chocolate...but then again it depends on your sex partner and what kind of chocolate...♥
2006-10-12 18:17:53 · answer #4 · answered by ms_ricanluv88 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no, sex is better but chocolate is the next best thing
2006-10-12 18:07:40 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
chocolate is much better than sex
2006-10-12 18:07:59 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
After a while--HECK yeah chocolate is better then sex. Sex gets old.
2006-10-12 18:07:02 · answer #7 · answered by .vato. 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Chocolate and sex have one thing in common, they both make you feel good with a serotonin.
2006-10-12 18:08:45 · answer #8 · answered by status quo 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If chocolate is better then sex... Where the hell are you buying your chocolate ?
2006-10-12 18:11:45 · answer #9 · answered by frankfort_girlie 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
That's too tough of a question. I would take sex over a 2 cup Reeses, but if it was a 4 cup Reeses, no way.
2006-10-12 18:09:17 · answer #10 · answered by windandwater 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋