My daughter and I were coming back from shopping.
I bought her a pair of shoes.
We then had gone out to eat.
Of course the cramps and the major urge to poop, did not kick in till on the freeway.
The cramps were buildiing, I was sweating,I was nervous
I knew I could not make it to the next town off the freeway to use a bathroom, and no rest area in sight.
I paniced, I could tell any minute that I was going to blow.
I have a nice car and I did not want the mess in the car.
The freeway was to busy for me to go on the side of the road.
So I pulled over
put on my flashers
took my daughters shoes out of the shoe box
pulled down my pants and I exploded my crap into the shoe box.
I was surprised how full the shoe box was.
My daughter is 12, so it was a fairly good sixe box.
I had nothing to wipe with, so I pulled up my pants and let out a sigh or relief.
I threw the smelly box in ditch.
Would you be mad if your mom used your shoebox
2006-10-12 16:59:54 · 18 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
This is such a great story! Gawd... I got a good laugh!
She would probably be more mad about being "seen"...
Unless she collects the boxes... but obviously it was an emergency!
Thanks again... Great story!
2006-10-12 17:10:45 · answer #1 · answered by InnerBeauty28 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
A 12 year old does not care about a shoebox, it was the whole scene that may have put her ill at ease. If I witnessed my mother doing that I would be very disgusted, as I am sure if my daughter saw me do it she would be. 12 is a tender age.
2006-10-12 17:10:30 · answer #2 · answered by CharKaye 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm still trying to figure out how you can do all of that and not find 'anything' to wipe with. I mean, a BIG handful of grass...or a napkin out of the glovebox or something.
I can understand all of it .....except for the not wiping part. Maybe that could be a really good reason that she would be upset. EEEEEWWWW!!!!!
Hopefully now you know when it's time to blow.
2006-10-12 17:18:16 · answer #3 · answered by oodlesoanimals 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM???
YOU CRAPPED IN A SHOEBOX ON THE HIGHWAY BECAUSE YOU DIDNT WANT TO MESS UP YOUR CAR??
wow. If you were my mother and I found out about it on this site I would be furious and sickened by your actions. You couldnt crapped your pants and not had to expose us to this filth.
2006-10-12 18:15:46 · answer #4 · answered by wishwash06 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not as bad as taking your Grandma to Dennys and she pees right in the parking lot lol.
2006-10-12 17:37:54 · answer #5 · answered by tiff 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I will take the shoe and put it on her head!! what a nice hat mom!
2006-10-12 21:30:45 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HELL MOTHERF#$%IN' YEAH!!!!!!!!!! WHY IN THE HELL WOULD YOU TAKE A SH1T IN YOUR DAUGHTER'S SHOEBOX THAT HER NEW SHOES WERE IN BEFORE YOU TOOK THE SHOES OUT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! F@#% THE SHOEBOX!!!! WITHOUT THE SHOEBOX, SOMEBODY COULD'VE BROKEN IN YOUR CAR AND STOLEN THE SHOES, LET ALONE KIDNAPPED YOUR DAUGHTER!!!!!! AND YOU WENT BACK IN THE CAR AFTER TAKING A SH1T IN THE WOODS WITHOUT WIPING YOUR @$$ AND SIT IN THE CAR WITH YOU SMELLING LIKE SH1T?!?!?! HELL YEAH I WOULD BE MAD AS HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2006-10-12 18:23:24 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
u are a great writer...keep up the good crap or grab it all and do whatever you want with it...PS. begin to keep a diary it will be a best or worse seller one day..on both counts you win...like your show box. enjoy.
2006-10-12 17:55:42 · answer #8 · answered by s t 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I found the box.....made great fertilizer for my flowers in from of the house......but did make your eyes water on hot days......
2006-10-12 17:21:35 · answer #9 · answered by iecni 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That's disgusting. I'd walk home. you can keep the shoes.
2006-10-12 17:09:08 · answer #10 · answered by jymsis 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋