A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says. "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!" says the man. "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? What?!" The doctor interrupts, "Nine..."
2006-10-12 16:43:21 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
eight
2006-10-12 16:48:08 · answer #1 · answered by chris r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4
2006-10-12 19:07:06 · answer #2 · answered by fragle2c 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chennai - the city of holy serpent, the main important city in south India located on the East Coast of the Bay of Bengal, stepped forward after 1639 whilst the British East India corporation generic a castle and buying and advertising positioned up on the small fishing village of Madras. over the final 3 and a 0.5 centuries, the small fishing village has grown right into a bustling city that's very widely used for its spaciousness that's lacking in different Indian cities, This function is exemplified by using the long esplanade talked approximately as the jetty and that's coated by using magnificent homes which remind the informal concentrated visitor of the long and inseparable association the city has had with the British. Even someplace else in the city, one can't fail to observe the dominant British impacts in this sort of old cathedrals, homes in the Indo-Saracenic sort of shape, extensive tree coated avenues. whether, although the English legacy is easy, Chennai has persisted to be a center, which has mixed the distant places effect with the classic Tamil-Hindu custom. As a city it keeps to maintain the suited of south Indian traditions. that's not stunning by way of fact the area became an significant center of Pallavan custom long before the British got here here and the lines of that are to be stumbled on in the diverse old temple. for this reason, the unwary concentrated visitor will discover Chennai extra desirable than in basic terms a gateway of South India. He shall discover it a handy base to peep into the diverse factors of classic south Indian custom and existence varieties which inter- mingle with the fashionable city finished with its plush inns and eating places- offering a selection continental and standard, south Indian delicacies, long and crowded stretches of seashores, present day paying for centers which furnish classic handicrafts, textiles and lots extra atypical to this area of India. besides the fashionable city itself, there are numerous thrilling cities like Mamallapuram and Kanchipuram, each with a prosperous number of historic temples and an array of classic handicrafts that are very lots their very own.
2016-10-16 03:33:53 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute Jokey wokey!
2006-10-12 16:50:43 · answer #4 · answered by kayboff 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hmm i didnt really Understand
2006-10-12 17:00:29 · answer #5 · answered by syed 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
teehee gave me a chuckle.
2006-10-12 17:12:56 · answer #6 · answered by i am the dream u r the dreamer 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
seven
2006-10-12 17:25:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sry to say but...thats not funny at all
2006-10-12 16:58:17 · answer #8 · answered by gurly_gurl230 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
humm
2006-10-12 16:51:34 · answer #9 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
five
2006-10-12 18:14:40 · answer #10 · answered by ηєvєrmorє 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋