A burglar breaks into a house. He sees a CD player that he wants so he takes it. Then he hears a voice "JESUS is watching you". He looks around with his flashlight wandering "What The HELL Was That?". He spots some $ on a table and takes it......Once again he hears a voice " JESUS is watching you". He hides in a corner trying to find where the voice came from. He spots a birdcage with a parrot in it! He goes over and asks " Was that your voice?". It said "YES". He then says "What's your name?". It says "MOSES". The burglar says " What kind of person names his bird moses??" The parrot replys "THE SAME PERSON THAT NAMES HIS ROTWEILER "JESUS"
2006-10-12 16:42:24 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good joke but making the parrot talk in all caps makes you imagine his voice as deep,which doesn't do much for the joke since he's a parrot.
Yep,i'm really picky. :-) 8/10
2006-10-12 16:54:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-19 07:32:55 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO
now that was funny!
2006-10-12 17:14:03 · answer #3 · answered by wolfpack0810 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahaha!!!!
2006-10-12 17:22:42 · answer #4 · answered by onottopilot 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol!! that was great!
2006-10-13 00:45:10 · answer #5 · answered by p_y_t 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL
2006-10-12 16:47:35 · answer #6 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋