One of my friends is a lawyer and she does love jokes about lawyers. For her upcoming birthday I need a new joke that is funny, smart and witty - just as she is. Thank you!
2006-10-12 16:36:42 · 4 answers · asked by oksana_rossi 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a matter of utmost urgency. An aide eventually agreed to wake up the governor.
“So, what is it?” grumbled the governor.
“Judge Garber has just died,” said the attorney, “and I want to take his place”.
Replied the governor “Well, it’s OK with me if it’s OK with the undertaker”.
2006-10-12 17:42:46 · answer #1 · answered by Ann 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
What does an attorney and a sperm have in common?
They both have a one in a million chance of being a human being
2006-10-13 03:57:37 · answer #2 · answered by quitbeing 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
nope!
but...you can go to google.com or ask.com and ask for some riddles or jokes
or go to jokes.com
2006-10-13 00:05:13 · answer #3 · answered by gurly_gurl230 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
no
2006-10-12 23:38:01 · answer #4 · answered by Jason & Milly T 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋