Men Are Like...
Men are like newborn babies. They're cute at first, but you get tired of picking up their crap.
Men are like computers. Hard to figure out and never enough memory.
Men are like power tools. They make a lot of noise, but it's hard to get them to work.
Men are like remote controls. Simple. Easy to use. And usually lying around a TV.
Men are like shag carpets. Soft, fuzzy and extremely easy to walk on.
Men are like vacuum cleaners. They're not much fun, but at least you get to push them around.
Men are like road kill. They usually just lie around until they start to smell.
Men are like soap operas. They're fun to watch, but don't believe everything you hear.
Men are like pillows. Eventually, even the best ones get soft and lumpy.
Men are like old car tires. Balding, full of hot air, and it never hurts to have a spare.
Men are like plastic wrap. Cheap. Clingy. And very easy to see through.
Men are like department stores. Their clothes should always be half off.
Men are like placemats. They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like mascara. They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like bike helmets. Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly.
Men are like government bonds.They take so long to mature.
Men are like parking spots. The good ones are taken.
Men are like copiers. You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like high heels. They're easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like coolers. Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like chocolate bars. Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like coffee. The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like horoscopes. They always tell you what to do and are usually wrong.
Men are like plungers. They spend most of their lives in a hardware store or the bathroom.
2006-10-12 15:57:22 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
10 for da' *man*
2006-10-12 16:07:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
apparently if you look at the brain of a woman and a Man they do have different areas of importance. For instance the speaking and communication side of a female brain is larger then the male side. while the area of spatial understanding in a male brain is larger. the reasons for this are because back in cave-men / ape men times. women stayed back at the settlement area gathering and looking after the children. many people in one area met that communication skills were important understanding and interpretation of emotions was essential to harmonious living. the men however were out hunting and needed different skills in particular spatial skills. hence the differences. so in answer to your question they don't hide their emotions, they are simply not as able as women to express their emotions.
2016-05-21 21:55:17 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahahaha Very funny!
I like the "men are like placemats, they only show up when there is food on the table" one.
Oh boy, is that true.
2006-10-12 16:43:11 · answer #3 · answered by JQ 9 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Not all men are like that, Grow up!
Sure it would be funny if I started a column on "What women R" . But I'm sure most women are more mature!
2006-10-12 16:11:29 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Men are like lava lamps. Fun to look at, but not all that bright.
.........lol! i think that is right
2006-10-12 16:04:25 · answer #5 · answered by _♥w!ntER pr!ncEss♥_ 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love them
2006-10-12 16:12:45 · answer #6 · answered by R@chel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha! Funny!
2006-10-12 16:11:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
those are some cute one
2006-10-12 16:06:50 · answer #8 · answered by keddy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
very entertaining
2006-10-12 16:06:29 · answer #9 · answered by darkainjul 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. Uh-huh! LOL.
2006-10-13 11:40:49 · answer #10 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋