is it sin
2006-10-12 15:29:48 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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2006-10-12 15:33:13 · answer #1 · answered by Whatever 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
If I was g-d, it would be a sin. But I'm an English teacher. As long as you compose coherent sentences and spell most of it right, I don't care if you drink. Some of the best writers in history were dedicated alcoholics.
As it stands, it depends on who you call g-d. To overgeneralize*:
If you're Jewish, g-d won't mind, but your family would probably be embarrased.
If you're Christian, g-d might mind, but he'd forgive you.
If you're Buddist, Budda would probably be ticked at you for creating such bad karma.
If you're a scientologist, the aliens probably don't care.
If you're a Muslim, I'm pretty sure you'd be headed for hell for the drinking.
*All the above is absolute b.s. that I made up. I don't know enough about any of these religions to make representative statements about them. So get your panties out of a wad if any of what I said got them bunching.
2006-10-12 22:38:06 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
He's forgiving of the drinking, but He's not such a big fan of the misspellings. Use spell check just to be safe.
2006-10-12 22:38:46 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bad spelling while intoxicated is the only unforgivable sin. I know most people say that blasphemy is the only unforgivable sin but they are wrong. Almighty god gave us the holy spell check so that we could use it. Those of us that fail to do so are damned forever. If you do this while intoxicated you go straight to hell without passing go and collecting 200 dollars.
2006-10-12 22:39:15 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Is that a confession? LOL
If he's real he doesn't give a crap, go on and take another swig, as long as you're in a safe place and don't have to drive anywhere.
2006-10-13 09:22:49 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ask for God's forgiveness.
2006-10-12 23:00:43 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Man I am drinking Shiner and I am online. No sins here.
2006-10-12 22:35:11 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm much more insightful when drunk. God loves insight!
2006-10-12 22:32:03 · answer #8 · answered by i luv teh fishes 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Running out of questions? I'm sure He's not wringing His hands over it.
2006-10-12 22:44:40 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Only a sin if you don't share. ::nudging my glass toward Jim's bottle::
2006-10-12 22:39:40 · answer #10 · answered by Kathryn™ 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God loves you.
2006-10-12 22:33:06 · answer #11 · answered by shirleykins 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋