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2006-10-12 15:29:34 · 10 answers · asked by bamachick 1 in Family & Relationships Singles & Dating

10 answers

OH MAN GUYS ARE CORNY!
Guy: Did it hurt?
girl: when =s
guy: When you fell from heaven =]

Guy:
ONE SMILE
ONE HUG
ONE SLAP ON THE ***
= priceless

Guy:Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

guy:
Are those space pants? Cuz your *** is out of this world!

guy:(Use index finger to call her over, then ask)
"do you always *** when you're fingered?"

guy:Be unique and different, say yes.

guy: I may not be Fred Flinstone but I can sure make your bed-rock!

guy:
Girl, you must be tired 'cause you've been running through my mind all day!

guy:If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you
would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world.

guy:Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet.

Mhmm thats all the funny corny and "worst pick up lines"

2006-10-12 15:37:21 · answer #1 · answered by till_deathdowepart 1 · 0 0

sure, it could be safer to maintain you're photographs inner maximum just to the human beings you recognize like kin & acquaintances (not who you met on line). what style of a pickup line is that!? lol i assume mine could could desire to be "whats up warm stuff, supply me a chunk of that!" i become kinda flattered nevertheless pondering i become drained & probable sweaty because of the fact I had in simple terms been excercising. yet nevertheless, i did not know those adult men and that i advise, excuse me? Eww lol If their have been any ones that have been worse than that i don't undergo in innovations because of the fact they could have in simple terms been jokes from adult men that i know.. or my acquaintances taking part in around ^.^ Byees <3

2016-11-28 02:47:38 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Is that a ladder in your stockings, or a stairway to heaven... Or... I know you work at the lumber yard, 'cos you've been giving me wood all day.... Ewww

2006-10-12 15:39:15 · answer #3 · answered by idk 3 · 0 0

do you believe in love at first sigh? or do i have to walk by again.
hershey makes a million kisses a day, im just asking for one.
i would look better in you.

2006-10-12 15:40:28 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Can I buy you a drink? If not can I buy you a motel room?
I don't want to take you home, just f**k you.

2006-10-12 15:35:27 · answer #5 · answered by Justwondering 2 · 0 0

there arew so manny to choose from. its a tie betweem "can i oof oof you?" and "hey there chicky boo chicky boo boo boo"
god, thoes are horrible, arnt they?

2006-10-12 15:32:19 · answer #6 · answered by kiss the cook 4 · 0 0

Okay... all of them. They are lame. And only work when both people are drunk.

2006-10-12 15:32:52 · answer #7 · answered by chipsky_luver 2 · 0 0

"hey sexy...you can talk your man aint around"....euh!...why is it that the not-so-good-looking guys are always so confident?

2006-10-12 15:33:50 · answer #8 · answered by BaBy K 2 · 0 0

wow ur hot

2006-10-12 15:33:57 · answer #9 · answered by greenismylife.songismyworld 2 · 0 0

...did u just fart cuz u just blew me away!
--iconator

2006-10-12 15:31:33 · answer #10 · answered by twinklee_x3 3 · 0 0

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