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Why was there only one female smirf?
Why don't they make mouse flavoured cat food?
2006-10-12 14:23:12 · 18 answers · asked by KJA 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Before sliced bread, we used to flatten the loaf with a large stone in order to make it manageable, thus we invented the tortilla and pita bread.
There were no female smurfs. Smurfs reproduce, much like worms, through asexual reproduction. Smurfette was actually a transvestite.
There is a mouse flavored cat food. It is called Chicken. It is a known fact that all rodents taste like Chicken, if properly cooked. The question you should be asking is what did the first man to eat a chicken tell his friends it tasted like?
2006-10-12 14:32:25 · answer #1 · answered by Bookburner451 2 · 23⤊ 3⤋
The saying originated during WWII, when stores quit selling sliced bread. Households were trying to not to be wasteful, and it was thought that unsliced bread would stay fresher longer. Because sliced bread has only been the best thing for the past 60 years, there's probably a whole parade of things that were the best before then.
2016-05-21 21:44:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
before sliced bread there was pull apart bread - mmmm
only 1 girl smurf becasue she was the token girl
they should make mouse flavored cat food but the cats probably prefer the tuna
2006-10-12 16:42:30 · answer #3 · answered by darkainjul 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I'd have to say the best thing before sliced bread was pockets on a shirt.
2006-10-12 14:56:47 · answer #4 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Whole Bread!
Only takes one Lady Smurf to Make Babies!!!
People who eat Cat Food don't like MOUSE flavor.
2006-10-12 14:27:01 · answer #5 · answered by tofu 5 · 6⤊ 1⤋
bread was quite an acomplismant when it was invented and belive it or not until they sliced it there was a saying hte greatest thing since bread. i can't remember the exact web site but i read it on the web.
2006-10-12 14:39:00 · answer #6 · answered by busman_octa 2 · 2⤊ 1⤋
smurfs are born every blue moon jack a s s e s.
smurffette and sassette were created.
and what came before sliced bread.. yak milk!
and im sure with all the s h i t they put in stuff, mice probably, and other rodents get grind up in both dog and cat food and hot dogs.
2006-10-12 14:47:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋
because cats don't like the tast of mice, they like the chace, in that smirf colony yes only one female and before sliced bread was a knife to slice it yourself
2006-10-12 14:25:16 · answer #8 · answered by Barbara C 6 · 2⤊ 2⤋
LOL good question. The cats should start a union and demand mouse flavored cat food.
2006-10-12 14:26:13 · answer #9 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 7⤊ 2⤋
The bread slicer.
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Or rat? We don't like to think of our pets or ourselves as animals regardless of the facts.
2006-10-12 14:28:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 4⤋