A large, powerfully-built guy named Raymond meets a woman named Polly at a bar. After a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, Raymond stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, Raymond flexes his muscular arms and says, "See that, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" Polly begins to drool. Raymond then drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder's pose, and says, referring to his bulging thighs, "See those, baby? That's 1000 pounds of dynamite!" Polly is just aching for action at this point. Finally, Raymond drops his underpants, and after a quick glance, Polly grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. Raymond catches her before she is able to leave and asks, "Why are you in such a hurry to go?" Polly then replies, "With 2000 pounds of dynamite and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!"
2006-10-12 14:03:10 · 34 answers · asked by iamigloo 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Wow that waas funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! thanks for briten up my day!:) if i could rate it i would say...a 10 outta 10!:)
2006-10-12 15:06:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you saying the Governor of California has a short fuse?
2006-10-12 14:53:30 · answer #2 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Uh oh...Guess I'll have to stick with the guys with only 200 pounds of dynamite. :D
2006-10-14 01:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by CJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha.
2006-10-12 14:05:56 · answer #4 · answered by ooglyboogly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Loved it.
I give it a 10
2006-10-12 14:06:33 · answer #5 · answered by BUPPY'S MEME 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
L0L HaHaHa AhAhAh Ah!!!
2006-10-12 15:17:09 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I am a guy and i loved it, those muscle bound jurks all have short fuses.lol:)
2006-10-12 14:15:53 · answer #7 · answered by busman_octa 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was hilarious! I wish that I thought of a joke like that...
2006-10-12 14:07:31 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha funny keep em comin
2006-10-12 14:07:29 · answer #9 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
"The truth you can't handle the truth" heh a few good men is on... and they just showed that, had to share ;) ♥
2006-10-12 15:52:59 · answer #10 · answered by ♥ The One You Love To Hate♥ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO!!!!!! loved it!!!
03-05-2005
2006-10-12 14:08:07 · answer #11 · answered by afafae25 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋