reverse the n and the p
2006-10-12 13:54:32 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Damn rucking fight I am! Tet your gits out!
2006-10-12 13:56:29 · answer #1 · answered by CAROL DOMINO 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Nope
2006-10-12 20:56:41 · answer #2 · answered by Britt_09 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Reminds me of my safari in Africa.Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days we had to live on nothing but food and water!!
2006-10-12 22:23:59 · answer #3 · answered by rjr 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
So, the only excuse the barrister could think of for his client was that he was inebriated.
'The explanation for my client's behaviour, Your Honour, is that, at the time of the offence, he was as drunk as a Judge.'
The Judge scowled and said'Don't you mean as drunk as a Lord?'
The Barrister replied 'I do indeed, My Lord'
2006-10-12 21:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by Barks-at-Parrots 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A tipsy woman walks into a bar with a newt perched on her shoulder.She ordered a drink for herself and one for the newt.
"What's it's name?" asked the bartender.
"Tiny," replied the woman.
"Why Tiny?"
"Because he's my newt."
2006-10-13 05:59:42 · answer #5 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Girl bye... That was the lamest question I ever read
2006-10-12 20:58:19 · answer #6 · answered by Kynia G 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Boo yetcha'.
2006-10-13 00:34:27 · answer #7 · answered by Zeera 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
really though, how mad can newts get?
2006-10-12 20:57:27 · answer #8 · answered by fat_bottom_girls_rock 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2006-10-12 20:57:00 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I didn't really need the clue but thanks
2006-10-13 04:33:35 · answer #10 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋