2006-10-12 13:17:34 · 17 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
It said, "STOP WEARING CLEATS!!!!!"
2006-10-12 13:19:44 · answer #1 · answered by mister_m_dude 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
'Remember I love you buggess!' lol...whats a female bug called anyway?
2006-10-12 21:50:05 · answer #2 · answered by megh 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive been floored
2006-10-13 09:22:16 · answer #3 · answered by browneyed 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ouch! i have a famaliy too!
oh wait no it didnt say anything, if it was stepped on, itz dead.
2006-10-12 20:32:38 · answer #4 · answered by haloween_on_xmas 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Blurp!
or maybe
Sploosh!
2006-10-12 20:26:06 · answer #5 · answered by twiztidsdad 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Stop BUGging me!"
2006-10-12 21:58:20 · answer #6 · answered by djat20 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
GET OFF MY BACK!!!!!
(Of course, that was before he became part of the concrete!).
I wish you well..
Jesse
2006-10-12 20:19:38 · answer #7 · answered by x 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
ow
2006-10-12 20:28:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think you have a crush on me ;)
2006-10-12 20:19:55 · answer #9 · answered by million$gon 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
you go squish now
2006-10-13 02:50:08 · answer #10 · answered by Roscoe P Coletrain..yip yip 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
bbbbbLLLLLLLLLLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH - OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH GGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOD! NOO! NO! hell NO! oh my JESUS christ! aaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! Bleck! BLLLLLLLLeck! blEEEEECKKKK!!!! OOOOOHH NO! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
....
******* christ what the hell did I ever do to deserve this????????
JESUS save me!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......hhh....hhhhhhh................
Oh God. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. ............ huuurghhh..... uuuhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnghhh! .............. I'M SORRY!!!! OH GOD I'M SO SO SORRY!!!!!!!!!!
......PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!
Hurrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaghhhhhhhhhhhh!..... NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...............
*cough cough.....
*gasp.....
Bleck (coughs up innards)!!!!
...
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURrrrrrrrrrrrrgghhHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
....
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh -
UH. uh. rrrrr.....
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
.....
uh.
....
uh...
....
UH!!!!.....
.....uh.....
....uh.....
........
......
uuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrrr..........
..........
........
uh............
.......uh..........
.............
............
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuummmmmmmmmmm - ....... -uhhhh......
*dies.
2006-10-12 20:28:14 · answer #11 · answered by ergonomia 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋