A little 80 year old lady had always wanted to join a local bikers club.
One day she goes up and knocks on a biker's door. A big, hairy, bearded biker with tattoos all over his arms answers. She proclaims, "I want to join your club."
The guy was quite amused, but says she needs to meet certain biker requirements in order to join he explains. The biker asks; "Do you have a motorcycle?
The little old lady replies, "Yep, my bike's parked over there," and points to a flamed black Harley chopper in the driveway.
The biker asks, "Do you drink?" The little old lady replies, "Yep, drink like a fish. I'll drink everyone in your club under the table."
The biker asks, "Do you smoke?"
The little old lady replies, "Yep, smoke like a chimney. At least 2 packs of cigarettes and three joints a day and a couple more in the evening, while I'm shooting pool."
The biker is becoming very impressed and asks, "Last question, have you ever been picked up by the fuzz?"
The little old lady thinks for a minute and says, "Nope, but I've been swung around by my nipples a few times."
2006-10-12 12:36:54 · 19 answers · asked by SittinPretty! 4 in Politics & Government ➔ Immigration
LOL, youre so funny Tom Cruise and Im sure somebody out there would be more than happy to do you that favor if you had any. Oh yeah, and if they were blind!!
2006-10-13 07:47:19 · update #1
Good one--and a breath of fresh air in this category.
2006-10-12 13:10:52 · answer #1 · answered by ALIAS 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Chuck Norris can brush off the full opposition with one transport. Chuck Norris would not take wickets. he's taking lives. An umpire as quickly as grew to become down a Chuck Norris charm and the subsequent roundhouse kick killed him, the umpire at sq. leg AND the third umpire. Chuck Norris scored 666 runs off one over. two times. Chuck Norris would not placed on a container. Balls of steel do no longer desire protection. Wasim Akram or Chuck Norris? you're kidding perfect? Chuck Norris can swing a ball one hundred eighty tiers! He runs out the non-striker constantly!
2016-12-13 07:15:22 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
sing along rock -a- by grandma on the tree top when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bow breaks the cradle will fall down will come grandma nipple and all.
2006-10-12 12:53:48 · answer #3 · answered by miraclehand2020 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Lol, and thanks because of a lot these hating people in the immigration section needed that laugh!
2006-10-12 12:58:01 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was good, not as good as that one about the Mexicans licking my nuts, remember that one? so funny!
2006-10-13 07:15:29 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Good one.
2006-10-12 12:39:21 · answer #6 · answered by Namtrac 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ok
lol
2006-10-12 12:39:42 · answer #7 · answered by ? 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
creepy imagery
2006-10-12 12:40:52 · answer #8 · answered by sushi_lover 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
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2006-10-12 14:02:30 · answer #9 · answered by marilynhenriksen@sbcglobal.net 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny s### thanks I needed a smile
2006-10-12 12:53:32 · answer #10 · answered by Yakuza 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋