Three guys die in a major bus accident and all go to the gates of heaven. When they arrive at the Pearly Gates, the Devil meets them instead of God.
He says to the men, "I am only allowed to let one of you three into heaven. I will choose the one who can ask me a question that I cannot answer."
The first guy, a philosopher, stands in puzzlement for a while and finally asks, "Who was Polydectes and what did he do?"
The Devil snaps his fingers and a whole bunch of books appear in front of the guy. After reading all the books, the Devil answers correctly and poof, the philosopher disappears to hell.
The second guy, a mathematician, asks the Devil the most complicated question ever. The Devil snaps his fingers and a whole bunch of books and papers appear in front of the guy. After working out the problem, the Devil answers correctly and poof, the mathematician disappears to hell.
The third guy, an idiot, asks the Devil to get him a chair and drill seven holes in the chair. So the Devil drills the holes and hands the chair to the idiot. The idiot sits on the chair and farts. He then asks the Devil, "Which hole did I fart through?"
The Devil gives the idiot a dirty look and starts to think. The Devil finally replies, "The third one."
The idiot says, "Nope! The one through my butt."
2006-10-12 11:34:50 · 25 answers · asked by Deception 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
So funny. This is the first time I've heard it so I'll be sure to pass this on to my friends! Thx for the laugh of the day.
2006-10-12 12:28:43 · answer #1 · answered by longtime_northern_gal 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i thought the aswer was for the devil to catch a fart and paint it green...oh well funny still
2006-10-12 22:30:49 · answer #2 · answered by Adriana27 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
scale 1 - 10 its a 10 .rof lmao . its a wiener and that's the fastest horse in a Mexican horse race
2006-10-12 20:50:54 · answer #3 · answered by pickledaddy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before, but still funny! Don't underestimate the idiots, they might save you one day! LOL
2006-10-12 18:37:42 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Laughed out loud!! Very funny!! Keep them coming!!
2006-10-12 19:03:52 · answer #5 · answered by Jackie G 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow! That was hilarios people should try my riddles they can almost be as cool as this joke!
2006-10-12 19:58:42 · answer #6 · answered by Carly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yea devil got powned lol
2006-10-12 20:23:30 · answer #7 · answered by burnt bob 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Its kind of corny but funny too!
2006-10-12 19:26:48 · answer #8 · answered by NHStudent 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha very funny I like it
2006-10-12 18:41:14 · answer #9 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's worth retaining so gald you passed it.
2006-10-12 19:23:39 · answer #10 · answered by Mister2-15-2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋