An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman went into a pub for a pint of Guinness one day. After being served, a fly landed in each of their pints and stuck in the creamy heads.
The Englishman pushes his pint away from him in disgust and proceeded to order another pint.
The Scotsman simply fished the offending fly out with his finger and proceeded to drink his pint as if nothing had happened.
The Irishman, eyes wide with anger, grabbed the fly, spread-eagled it over the pint shouting "SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT!!! SPIT IT OUT YOU B*****d!!!"
2006-10-12 11:27:36 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Love your jokes!
What's the definition of an Irish cocktail?
A pint of Guiness with a potato in it.
2006-10-12 12:58:18 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haha lmao that is so funny well actually when i look back at it it as not as funny but it actually made ME laugh!
2006-10-12 11:39:07 · answer #2 · answered by jcturtle001 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
YOU forgot to make the joke funny.
2006-10-12 11:30:39 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
my favourite joke so far this year, i loved that one, its the bees knees.he he, i am cracked up...me and my guiness drinking ole man are splitting some sides here, thanks a million....hehe...
2006-10-12 11:33:17 · answer #4 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nope
2006-10-12 20:31:53 · answer #5 · answered by livlifelivs 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wa wa wa
2006-10-12 21:35:33 · answer #6 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you ant from the usa are you i can tell that was not funny at all
p.s. thanks for the points
2006-10-12 11:32:56 · answer #7 · answered by kingkong9274 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
In a glass! YES! Go on have it! please let me be the first!
2006-10-12 11:31:14 · answer #8 · answered by mattJ 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm..... it was okay
2006-10-12 11:31:17 · answer #9 · answered by Bodieann 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, it would b welcome to mine guiness is gross!!!
2006-10-12 11:58:27 · answer #10 · answered by diamonds 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋