So this one night these two poor kids steal some almonds from this one stand and start running toward a cementary and right when their climbing over the gate one of them drops 2 almonds and the other boy says " well come back for them later, hurry up" At the same time two men are walking by the cementary from work and suddently hear some noises from inside the cementary."One for you one for me, one for you one for me" One of the men turns to the other and says "holy sh*t, those are the demons dividing souls between each other!" Just then they hear one of the "demons" say, " OK, Now lets go for the two outside the gate"
2006-10-12
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