Paddy and Mary,being good Irish Catholics, had so many children that they didn't know what to do...Paddy says to Mary, "Sure we have to get some advice from the parish priest. We can't keep on with anymore children". So they went to see the priest and the priest says to Paddy..."Now me boyo, you know the church only allows two ways to limit the wee ones. One is to abstain altogether and the other is the rhythm"......
"Well now Father, how in the hell am I gonna find a ceili band at 4 o'clock in the mornin???"
2006-10-12 11:22:43 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Got to give it to you your jokes are funny!
Here is my favourite Irish joke:
Three married couples-One Jewish,one Irish,one American-all died on the same day and arrived at heaven.St Peter was waiting at the gates to take down their names.After telling St Peter about all the good works he had done,the Jew told him that his wife's name was Penny.
"I,m sorry," said St Peter,"but I can't admit anyone with a name connected to money."
Next up was the Irishman.He too told St Peter of his many charitable works and said that his wife's name was Brandy.
"I'm sorry,"said St Peter,"but I can't admit anyone with a name linked to alcohol."
Hearing all this,the American guy turned to his wife and said:"Fanny,I think we may have a problem."
2006-10-12 12:23:17 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny - but i thought marco f's response was funnier
2006-10-12 11:30:21 · answer #2 · answered by Bodieann 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
thats funny
2006-10-12 11:26:33 · answer #3 · answered by jim b 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
tee hee
2006-10-12 21:36:05 · answer #4 · answered by markhatter 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
my face say it all
2006-10-12 11:26:45 · answer #5 · answered by marco f 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
keep em coming, you are doing it for me..
2006-10-12 11:25:34 · answer #6 · answered by chris w. 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Is it?
2006-10-12 11:27:11 · answer #7 · answered by Alicat 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. LOL.
2006-10-13 13:35:16 · answer #8 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋